WIFEY 101 - My Top 10 rules on being a wife !!!
Warning, this may be corny but I'm having a lot of fun writing this. Please feel free to add your own rules ![]()
10. Always stroke your hubby's ego
9. Always make him think YOUR ideas were really his. This goes hand in hand w/ #10
8. When you're mad at him, instead of a heated argument, just smile it off, and kick him in bed that night 'by accident'. Trust me, it relieves your aggravation every time
7. If he's not bringing you home flowers enough, start bringing them for him instead. He'll get the hint
6. If you are not domestic and don't want to cook, just burn the food every time, you'll soon have a very domestic husband !!
5. Use Positive reinforcement whenver possible to ensure his good acts get repeated. Men have to be conditioned properly
4. Always give him plenty of hugs and kisses about 1/2 hour before asking for something. It's short enough that he'll still be in a good mood, and long enough that he won't connect the affection with your request
3. Never, never turn down money, clothes or other material objects.
2. Try to keep the spice alive and I'll let you use your imagination on how to do this
And My # 1 Rule is............
Always, always CLOSE the bathroom door !!!
10. Always stroke your hubby's ego
9. Always make him think YOUR ideas were really his. This goes hand in hand w/ #10
8. When you're mad at him, instead of a heated argument, just smile it off, and kick him in bed that night 'by accident'. Trust me, it relieves your aggravation every time
7. If he's not bringing you home flowers enough, start bringing them for him instead. He'll get the hint
6. If you are not domestic and don't want to cook, just burn the food every time, you'll soon have a very domestic husband !!
5. Use Positive reinforcement whenver possible to ensure his good acts get repeated. Men have to be conditioned properly
4. Always give him plenty of hugs and kisses about 1/2 hour before asking for something. It's short enough that he'll still be in a good mood, and long enough that he won't connect the affection with your request
3. Never, never turn down money, clothes or other material objects.
2. Try to keep the spice alive and I'll let you use your imagination on how to do this
And My # 1 Rule is............
Always, always CLOSE the bathroom door !!!
