Okay so I have been having these dizzy spells so my doctor put this heart monitor on me. When the doctor explained it to me she said I could go on with my normal activities like running, 'intercourse' etc.
Then, the nurse said the same thing when she put the monitor on me AND the little pamphlet lists 'intercourse' as one of teh approved activities.
I have three circle things on my chest, and four more on my belly - all with wires hanging off of them that hang to my knees. Then I have a little beeper looking thing that I have to strap around me with a huge strap.
WHO is having sex with this thing on?!?!?!
I walked in and showed DH and he stood up and yelled WHAT THE EFF IS THAT?! and made me cry which is why I am not at work right now I am way to embarassed that something is going to fall out!!
so i am pretty sure THAT approved activity will be left out of my day
davenjess
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why are you falling apart til?????????
What is going on????
ant n tilde
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why are you falling apart til?????????
What is going on????
LOL i dont know but i have to make a neurologist appt today i thiknk my body is physically rejecting happiness.
SusiBtoM
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um, thanks for the visual.
on another note, hope that all goes well for you.
bettybcafe82
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yea..I would def. not be having sex with one of those things on. I actually had that dont a while ago...to check my heart..and I cant even imagine having sex with it on lol
ant n tilde
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yea..I would def. not be having sex with one of those things on. I actually had that dont a while ago...to check my heart..and I cant even imagine having sex with it on lol
I KNOW! thank you, i guess someone somewhere has tried it. . .i cant imagine it!
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sorry to crash...but I've had to wear that thing a bunch of times ( i have a heart condition) and there is no way I'd be able to have sex with it on. I hate going out in public with it too, because people stare and I know they're thinking 'she looks fine, what are all those wires poking out?' Plus, you can't shower with it on...I do not do sex without a shower.
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psssh---i would make it my mission to figure out a way to get busy with that thing on...just cause i like a challenge.
i have 2 positions already in my head that i'm imagining would work just fine. hehe
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Posted by davenjess
why are you falling apart til?????????
What is going on????
LOL i dont know but i have to make a neurologist appt today i thiknk my body is physically rejecting happiness.
Right!!!!!!! That would so be something that would happen to either you or me!!!!
Too much wii fit?
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Posted by ant n tilde
Posted by davenjess
why are you falling apart til?????????
What is going on????
LOL i dont know but i have to make a neurologist appt today i thiknk my body is physically rejecting happiness.
Right!!!!!!! That would so be something that would happen to either you or me!!!!
Too much wii fit?
i didnt even read this i just did the wii step aerobics for a half hour lol i probably shouldnt have but whatever i am bored and my doctor actually told me that people sometimes feel like this forever with no known cause so i guess i should start going back to my normal routines
still no sex though
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um, thanks for the visual.
on another note, hope that all goes well for you.
I'd like a picture actually.
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psssh---i would make it my mission to figure out a way to get busy with that thing on...just cause i like a challenge.
i have 2 positions already in my head that i'm imagining would work just fine. hehe
Hahahahaha!!!!
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sorry to crash...but I've had to wear that thing a bunch of times ( i have a heart condition) and there is no way I'd be able to have sex with it on. I hate going out in public with it too, because people stare and I know they're thinking 'she looks fine, what are all those wires poking out?' Plus, you can't shower with it on...I do not do sex without a shower.
ditto to all of that! ive had to do halter heart monitors many times and sex wasn't the first thing on my mind. but ya never know when the mood can hit ya!
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Posted by DeeluvsVinny
sorry to crash...but I've had to wear that thing a bunch of times ( i have a heart condition) and there is no way I'd be able to have sex with it on. I hate going out in public with it too, because people stare and I know they're thinking 'she looks fine, what are all those wires poking out?' Plus, you can't shower with it on...I do not do sex without a shower.
ditto to all of that! ive had to do halter heart monitors many times and sex wasn't the first thing on my mind. but ya never know when the mood can hit ya!
for the girls who have worn this thing - how do i get the sticky stuff off?!i have crop circles all over me LOL
xXxNovember08xXx
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baby oil
sugarkube4
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Girl on top... can that work for you????
PS.. Hope you feel better!!!
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Girl on top... can that work for you????
PS.. Hope you feel better!!!
LOL Only if he doesnt mind wires smacking in his face!!! LOL
and thanks.
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tilde i hope you feel better but that was a great visual!!!
