Your Monday Morning Laughs

So, the owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk,'What's with that guy over there by the wall ?' The clerk replies, 'Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative.' The owner says 'You idiot ! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of
laxatives !' And the clerk said 'Of course you can!! Look at him, he's afraid to cough!!'

lol

Thanks for making me laugh!