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Very Cute Joke from Natalie and Capriccio Ensemble, A Non wedding joke!

Very Cute Joke from Natalie and Capriccio Ensemble, A Non wedding joke!

August 28, 2009

Bill stopped by a Pet Store every day.
Outside the pet store was a brilliant Parrot in a cage.
Every day Bill would look at the Parrot and say 'What'? to him.
The parrot would go off on a diatribe of cursing out Bill from everything imaginable...'you mo fo....you a****** ...' and on and on and on.
The parrot did this EVERY day to Bill who without fault (trying to maybe just 1x not hear all this?) was only saying/asked him 'What'?

Well, Bill took it upon himself to speak to the Pet store owner and he was like..
'hey this bird of yours, ...common now, every day he goes off on me, EVERY day. Really...whew and gee whiz'!!!!

So the pet store owner takes the Parrot into the shop (in his cage still) one night and gives him a talking to, and shakes the cage a bit at same time. He tells him to stop cursing Bill out in no uncertain terms or else!!

...OK...
Next day Bill comes by the pet store to see the lovely and briliantly colorful Parrot still there in his cage, as always.
So he says/asks 'What'? and the Parrot replies:

YOU KNOW WHAT!!!!