10 reasons why i'm glad i'm not single

marrymybestfriend Posted: Apr 28, 2009 09:42 PM

10 reasons why i'm glad i'm not single

i can only say that i am SOOOOOO glad that i am getting married because if i was single, i wouldnt be able to deal with some of todays fashions.

1. ugz - they are called that because most people see them and say 'ughhhh'

2. big *** sunglasses - i think females look silly with glasses the size of their face. bumble bee

3. pointy tiped shoes - are you trying to be the wicked witch of the west?

4. leggins that stop above the ankles under a skirt - this is even worse if it's a denim skirt

5. cowl neck sweaters - no good... just no good

6. heels - yeah, im weird i know, a guy that doesnt like heels

7. toe cleavage - this is probably the worst one. i hate feet, but i hate toes more. i fight back the vomit when women wear toe cleavage

8. hooker boots - when a girl wears short cropped pants and boots up to their knees... oh boy

9. too much make up - only because after the initial first few weeks / months... then you're meeting an entire new girl

10. girls that cant drink beer - only because it's annoying to have to try to bring something else to a barbecue

ETA: these are strictly my opinions. not looking to offend anyone

RitasEngaged Posted: Apr 28, 2009 09:44 PM

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wow we wouldn't be compatible

What guy hates heels? Guess you don't like um in the bedroom either

MarjorieFrank Posted: Apr 28, 2009 09:48 PM

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LoL my FH says the EXACT same thing about my pointy toed shoes

Kiki1103 Posted: Apr 28, 2009 09:50 PM

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I am guilty of 3,6,7,10

little j Posted: Apr 28, 2009 10:14 PM

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the only one im totally safe with is #1. LOL.

T E R I Posted: Apr 28, 2009 10:21 PM

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wow John, I think we are going to have to end our love affair because I don't and will not drink beer

CloudNine Posted: Apr 28, 2009 11:11 PM

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its ok..i'm guilty of 3, 5, 6, and 10 and he's still marrying me lol

DnT2010 Posted: Apr 28, 2009 11:13 PM

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JAAMS Posted: Apr 28, 2009 11:16 PM

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i'm guilty of many of them, not number 10 though for sure!

grkbarbie Posted: Apr 29, 2009 12:04 AM

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lollllll im guiltyy

jackie-bless ur soul lol

SummerBride10 Posted: Apr 29, 2009 07:23 AM

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I'm guilty of 1, 2, 4, 5, & 6!! I think most girls are guilty of at least one of these. I doubt Brian understands fashion either...

KRISTIND Posted: Apr 29, 2009 07:34 AM

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Posted by marrymybestfriend

i can only say that i am SOOOOOO glad that i am getting married because if i was single, i wouldnt be able to deal with some of todays fashions.

1. ugz - they are called that because most people see them and say 'ughhhh'

2. big *** sunglasses - i think females look silly with glasses the size of their face. bumble bee

3. pointy tiped shoes - are you trying to be the wicked witch of the west?

4. leggins that stop above the ankles under a skirt - this is even worse if it's a denim skirt

5. cowl neck sweaters - no good... just no good

6. heels - yeah, im weird i know, a guy that doesnt like heels

7. toe cleavage - this is probably the worst one. i hate feet, but i hate toes more. i fight back the vomit when women wear toe cleavage

8. hooker boots - when a girl wears short cropped pants and boots up to their knees... oh boy

9. too much make up - only because after the initial first few weeks / months... then you're meeting an entire new girl

10. girls that cant drink beer - only because it's annoying to have to try to bring something else to a barbecue

ETA: these are strictly my opinions. not looking to offend anyone

Maybe u r just so in love with Jackie that u find the things that she doesn't do repulsive!!!!! Maybe if Jackie wore Ugs, pointy heels, and big sunglasses ur list would be different.....maybe Jackie has just created the picture of the ideal woman for u!!!!

CloudNine Posted: Apr 29, 2009 07:37 AM

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aww your sweet kirstin

KRISTIND Posted: Apr 29, 2009 07:41 AM

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stinenandy2010 Posted: Apr 29, 2009 07:53 AM

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i love #10 and Andy would totally agree with you....i HATE HATE HATE beer, and he always says its a pain to bring me to a bbq or a bar.

rocketsummer17 Posted: Apr 29, 2009 08:13 AM

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I am sooo guilty of 1, 2, 3, 6...
But #10, pshh, I enjoy pounding down a few every now and again lol

soontobecruz Posted: Apr 29, 2009 08:46 AM

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I am guilty of all of them... although I will have beer rarley in the summer and usually only at BBQ's or of course the Boardy Barn

Junebride2010 Posted: Apr 29, 2009 09:18 AM

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Guilty of alot of these--and will still be after i am married

christine2010 Posted: Apr 29, 2009 09:31 AM

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the only thing on that list that i own that my FH hates are my uggs. he hates them with a passion but they are soo comfy.

i hate big sunglasses & wearing make-up. the only place u will see me wearing leggings is to dance class & since i don't dance anymore thats not happening. cowl neck sweaters are a choking device. i hate wearing any type of shoe that isn't a sneaker (heels, hooker boots & pointed toe shoes included). FH had to force me to buy pointy toe shoes.
FH mostly only drinks beer, so i have no choice. & he doesn't like light beer so its only heineken, corona or becks in our fridge.