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10 reasons why i'm glad i'm not single

Original post by marrymybestfriend

i can only say that i am SOOOOOO glad that i am getting married because if i was single, i wouldnt be able to deal with some of todays fashions.

1. ugz - they are called that because most people see them and say 'ughhhh'

2. big *** sunglasses - i think females look silly with glasses the size of their face. bumble bee

3. pointy tiped shoes - are you trying to be the wicked witch of the west?

4. leggins that stop above the ankles under a skirt - this is even worse if it's a denim skirt

5. cowl neck sweaters - no good... just no good

6. heels - yeah, im weird i know, a guy that doesnt like heels

7. toe cleavage - this is probably the worst one. i hate feet, but i hate toes more. i fight back the vomit when women wear toe cleavage

8. hooker boots - when a girl wears short cropped pants and boots up to their knees... oh boy

9. too much make up - only because after the initial first few weeks / months... then you're meeting an entire new girl

10. girls that cant drink beer - only because it's annoying to have to try to bring something else to a barbecue

ETA: these are strictly my opinions. not looking to offend anyone
AdriandSteve Posted:

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guilty of just 6 and 10!!!!

KRISTIND Posted:

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ps i wear cowl neck sweaters with leggins with uggs and big sunglasses at the same time...if u saw me john would u throw up?

kimmaymb20 Posted:

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guilty of just number #2 because I hate the sun in my eyes

and # 6 because im short and need to be tall
MrsC2010 Posted:

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im guilty of many of these things....but i love Beer!!!

MrsC2010 Posted:

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Posted by KRISTIND

ps i wear cowl neck sweaters with leggins with uggs and big sunglasses at the same time...if u saw me john would u throw up?




agapiiiii Posted:

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??? whats the difference with these if your married or single?? Married girls wear hooker boots, wear lots of makeup, show their toes etc,
Junebride2010 Posted:

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Posted by agapiiiii

??? whats the difference with these if your married or single?? Married girls wear hooker boots, wear lots of makeup, show their toes etc,



I agree!!--i dont get it either
Jna2010 Posted:

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ummm im all those things sweet

Kimbalina Posted:

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I am in violation of the following- Although I KNOW that you still love me!!!



1. ugz - they are called that because most people see them and say 'ughhhh'

In the winter.. Uggs are fantastic!



2. big *** sunglasses - i think females look silly with glasses the size of their face. bumble bee

I have a few pairs of Large coach glasses and I love them


6. heels - yeah, im weird i know, a guy that doesnt like heels


I am short.. it makes me not have to hem my pants!


7. toe cleavage - this is probably the worst one. i hate feet, but i hate toes more. i fight back the vomit when women wear toe cleavage

Nothing beats a good pair of shoes.. i have cute toes!




10. girls that cant drink beer - only because it's annoying to have to try to bring something else to a barbecue

I AGREE! Although... I will take a Kettle and Cranberry anyday over a beer... or Tequila.

Iluvpoodles Posted:

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Posted by bunny032002


Posted by agapiiiii

??? whats the difference with these if your married or single?? Married girls wear hooker boots, wear lots of makeup, show their toes etc,



I agree!!--i dont get it either


Me either..I'm not supposed to wear uggz cause I'm married lol?
agapiiiii Posted:

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Posted by Iluvpoodles


Posted by bunny032002


Posted by agapiiiii

??? whats the difference with these if your married or single?? Married girls wear hooker boots, wear lots of makeup, show their toes etc,



I agree!!--i dont get it either


Me either..I'm not supposed to wear uggz cause I'm married lol?



yeah really silly reasons I dont get. Doesnt mean lifes over when you get married, doesnt mean you cant have any sense of style when your married either.
shelbylove918 Posted:

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Im all of these things.. thank goodness I found someone that doesnt mind it or else I would be in serious trouble, LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mrsdraskin2009 Posted:

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Hiiiilarious!

I like that a dude even KNOWS what a cowl neck sweater is!


ETA: I think this funny and not something to get bent out of shape over
christine2010 Posted:

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Posted by agapiiiii


Posted by Iluvpoodles


Posted by bunny032002


Posted by agapiiiii

??? whats the difference with these if your married or single?? Married girls wear hooker boots, wear lots of makeup, show their toes etc,



I agree!!--i dont get it either


Me either..I'm not supposed to wear uggz cause I'm married lol?



yeah really silly reasons I dont get. Doesnt mean lifes over when you get married, doesnt mean you cant have any sense of style when your married either.



thats not what he is saying. he just means that if he was single & looking for someone these are things that he dislikes.
paprika023 Posted:

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im guessing toe cleavage is a peep-toe shoe.. if so i'm guilty of that.. and heels.. and pointy toed shoes..

i love beer though!!
marrymybestfriend Posted:

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Posted by christine2010


Posted by agapiiiii


Posted by Iluvpoodles


Posted by bunny032002


Posted by agapiiiii

??? whats the difference with these if your married or single?? Married girls wear hooker boots, wear lots of makeup, show their toes etc,



I agree!!--i dont get it either


Me either..I'm not supposed to wear uggz cause I'm married lol?



yeah really silly reasons I dont get. Doesnt mean lifes over when you get married, doesnt mean you cant have any sense of style when your married either.



thats not what he is saying. he just means that if he was single & looking for someone these are things that he dislikes.



thank you!!! i was just reading these responses, and i was like HUH???? LOL

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