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16 reasons why alcohol should be allowed at work.

LuvMyAlfonse Posted:

16 reasons why alcohol should be allowed at work.

1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
16. Sitting 'Bare Butt' on the copy machine will no longer be seen as 'gross.'

cbcf Posted:

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that is too funny and it so should be allowed lol
BubbasBride Posted:

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My job would be so much nicer right now if I could do it with a glass of wine!!!

Crystan08 Posted:

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FancyMe1018 Posted:

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I work on a blvd or bars lol

Belongs2DanBuckley Posted:

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LMFAO!!! I heart u Jenn!!!
AS Posted:

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Alcohol sounds good right about now. I am at work and Im sooooooooooo bored, I dont know how I am going to last 3 more hours
JM4EVA Posted:

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now that's funny

so wish i had a cocktail right now
GinaZ Posted:

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This is so true!
nifheim Posted:

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thinking of a nice cold beer or amaretto and diet coke right next to my keyboard here at work. WISH!

FutureMrs.T Posted:

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I made everyone a pomegranite margarita....enjoy!

BubbasBride Posted:

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Posted by kzecha

I made everyone a pomegranite margarita....enjoy!


thanks!


this thread is totally going to make me pick up a drink at penn for the train ride home tonight!!!

tgif
megzzie Posted:

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FutureMrsRice Posted:

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Sometimes I work from home and will have a glass of wine -- just imagine how great it would be if I could just take the bottle to the office
Rissespieces Posted:

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LOL
truelove5803 Posted:

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Jesses Girl Posted:

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Posted by cbcf



that is too funny and it so should be allowed lol



i agree whole heartedly! hahaha
DGoldfarb0776 Posted:

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violiz Posted:

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Is it worse to want that as an elementary teacher?!

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