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I'm not sure if this is the most embarrassing thing I did, but it was the first to pop into my mind. FH and I were playing pitch and putt with his friends. One of his friends asked who was lefty, I forget why. Maybe it had something to do with the golf clubs. So I say Justin is left-handed. Justin goes 'What? I'm right-handed!' I don't know why I said that. Must have been a brainfart. One of his friends was like 'Aw, did you guys just meet?' Mind you this was at least a year into our relationship. I felt like an idiot.

The worst gift I got was a maternity shirt from a student. I was never pregnant or much bigger than I am now.

These stories have been soooooo funny

So I wanted to so ice skating at Central Park but I didn't want it to be too cold so we found a day in March when we both had off. That day happened to be the hottest day in March. So we get to the rink and I'm all excited and FH tells me he never ice skated before. YOU PLAY ROLLER HOCKEY AND YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU NEVER ICE SKATED BEFORE. So we get out there and he's doing a really great job at skating and we go around a few times and completely avoided the huge puddle that formed due to it being so hot out... that is until about the sixth time we went around. FH tried to skate faster not knowing that the rental skates have the pick in the front (since roller blades don't) The skate caught the ice and he went down and since I was holding his hand I went down with him right into the puddle. I was soaked and it looked like I peed in my pants. To make matters worse we leave to go back to Penn during rush hour and it's impossible to get a cab so I walked all the way back to Penn with wet jeans on that made it look like I peed.

As far as gifts my SIL knitted me a sweater one year... she's doesn't know how to knit and they sweater came apart right when I took it out of the box.

I have a few most embarassing moments with my FH lol. The one that sticks out the most is I had gone out for a friend's bachelorette party than was sleeping at his house. I had a few glasses of wine too many and after a fast car ride home in the backseat was a little nausea but I thought I was fine. Well after getting completely naked I ended up throwing up on his bed...he had to wash me and his sheets than dress me and put me to bed...it was terrible. lol

I also have two 'worst' gifts. On a birthday of my my FH's brother and sister in law(they werent married yet) bought me a $5 keychain with birthday cakes on it from a store that was going out of business. The worst gift my FH ever gave me isnt really that bad but I thought we were getting engaged last Christmas (Christmas 2010) and instead I got a hat/scarf/glove set. I cried lol...he obviously made up for it on my bd

Before FH and I were even dating I went to one of his band's shows and one of his band mates girlfriends kept pushing drinks on me, and I kept drinking them! I don't remember how I got outside the bar after it was over but I couldn't stand up straight so I just grabbed on to someone, which happened to be him. I just hugged him for a while trying to stand up then I turned around and puked everywhere. He tried to hold my hair back and I kept telling him to get away from me. Long story short I wound up in the hospital, and he came to see me there which added to my embarrassment. He still makes fun of me for that night. But that was when i realized that he cared enough to come to make sure that I was ok at the hospital because he didn't have to do that

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I can’t believe I’m about to type this out. I’ve never told anyone this story before…. So, FH and I went out to NYC with some friends for the night. We met them at their house in Queens for drinks. After a few shots, we made our way into NYC. Half way into the night, the shots hit me and I knew I had to get home. So we left the club and FH and I started to make our way home. I ended up falling asleep on the subway and FH woke me before our stop. Well…it wasn’t pretty. I ended up throwing up in my purse.

Someone riding in the car handed FH a plastic bag. I was mortified!!! Granted I’ve been drunk with FH around, but I’ve never thrown up in front of him, let alone in a Subway car and in my purse!! I cried all the way home and I made him swear never to tell a soul.

FH is a great gift giver! But there is one gift that he totally failed on and I still tease him about it. One Christmas early on in our relationship, I asked for PJs. I should have specified cute PJs (long pants and a tank top). He ended up getting me “Grandma” PJs. They were a long pants with a long sleeve button up matching top and a strange print. They were terrible!!!

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OMG!!! This happened to me but way worse!!! Me & FH got completely wasted (first & LAST time I ever drank like that!) & ended up at his mother's house so his brother could take me home.. Well, unfortunately, I started puking. FH was too drunk to take care of me so I got it out of my system and left.. The next day I was MORTIFIED to learn that FMIL had to clean the whole bathroom on MOTHER's DAY because FH was too hungover to clean up after my mess..Needless to say she got a bigggg bouquet of flowers from me.. I was so embarrased and I've never drank like that ever again!!!

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Oh no!!! What did your FMIL say?? You should have blamed the bathroom mess on your FH. HAHAH

Ok I get very bad noise bleeds when it gets really hot in a room and I remember I was upset about something when I was over my FH house well I was laying down and the next thing I could remember was I got up with blood all over his pillow ... I felt so bad and he told me its okay don't worry about it ... When I don't do noise bleeds they can last for hours that's how bad though

The wrose gift I got was we have a secret santa at my families house on my mom side well one year and I was in high school we didn't it with part of our family we don't really talk to but my secret Santa was meg and she didn't really know what I like and when I want to open the gift it was a shirt that was a gram shirt and looked at everyone I said really ( my family felt so bad) meg was not there but I was pissed bc she was mine and I got her something she liked but after that they never were invited to do it again ... Have problems with her too and not he brightest person though

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I can’t believe I’m about to type this out. I’ve never told anyone this story before…. So, FH and I went out to NYC with some friends for the night. We met them at their house in Queens for drinks. After a few shots, we made our way into NYC. Half way into the night, the shots hit me and I knew I had to get home. So we left the club and FH and I started to make our way home. I ended up falling asleep on the subway and FH woke me before our stop. Well…it wasn’t pretty. I ended up throwing up in my purse.

Someone riding in the car handed FH a plastic bag. I was mortified!!! Granted I’ve been drunk with FH around, but I’ve never thrown up in front of him, let alone in a Subway car and in my purse!! I cried all the way home and I made him swear never to tell a soul.

FH is a great gift giver! But there is one gift that he totally failed on and I still tease him about it. One Christmas early on in our relationship, I asked for PJs. I should have specified cute PJs (long pants and a tank top). He ended up getting me “Grandma” PJs. They were a long pants with a long sleeve button up matching top and a strange print. They were terrible!!!

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OMG!!! This happened to me but way worse!!! Me & FH got completely wasted (first & LAST time I ever drank like that!) & ended up at his mother's house so his brother could take me home.. Well, unfortunately, I started puking. FH was too drunk to take care of me so I got it out of my system and left.. The next day I was MORTIFIED to learn that FMIL had to clean the whole bathroom on MOTHER's DAY because FH was too hungover to clean up after my mess..Needless to say she got a bigggg bouquet of flowers from me.. I was so embarrased and I've never drank like that ever again!!!

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Oh no!!! What did your FMIL say?? You should have blamed the bathroom mess on your FH. HAHAH

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LOL I should've!!! She basically made me feel ok about it, she told me a story about when she was younger and got really drunk. LOL

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Posted by FutureMrsSweeney

I can’t believe I’m about to type this out. I’ve never told anyone this story before…. So, FH and I went out to NYC with some friends for the night. We met them at their house in Queens for drinks. After a few shots, we made our way into NYC. Half way into the night, the shots hit me and I knew I had to get home. So we left the club and FH and I started to make our way home. I ended up falling asleep on the subway and FH woke me before our stop. Well…it wasn’t pretty. I ended up throwing up in my purse.

Someone riding in the car handed FH a plastic bag. I was mortified!!! Granted I’ve been drunk with FH around, but I’ve never thrown up in front of him, let alone in a Subway car and in my purse!! I cried all the way home and I made him swear never to tell a soul.

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OMG NOW I REMEMBER AN EMBARASSING MOMENT... It was our 2 year anniversary and FH and I went to the city to spend the day. We went to the MoMA and then after that we went to this nice wine bar that had fondue. Well he got a bottle of wine for us but because he doesn't drink , he only had 1 glass... and needless to say I finished the bottle. Well you can imagine how all 5' of me took that, I was SMASHED. We got on the train home and the mixture of the cheese fondue, whole bottle of wine, and moving train didn't sit well and I started throwing up all over mine and FH's shoes. The worst parts about it were:
1. We didnt have anything for me to throw up in, so I just kept going all over our shoes.
2. There was a bathroom less than a foot away, but I was so sick I couldn't move.
3. I started throwing up in the middle of the train ride, before we even had our tickets punched so I had to sit the remainder of the ride with vomit all over me and people around us were staring and making comments. I was MORTIFIED!

I am pretty sure that was the most embarassing experience of my life.