69...

THIS IS A JOKE I WAS EMAILED..



A Chinese couple got married and she was a virgin.
Truth be told, he was not too experienced either.
On their wedding night, she cowered under the sheets as her husband undressed. He climbed in next to her and tried to be reassuring.
'My darring' he said: 'I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. Whatchou want?' he asked, trying to sound experienced, which he hoped would impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence followed and he waited patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replied shyly and unsure: 'I want to try somethin I have heard about: numbaa 69.'
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queried: 'You want... Beef wiff Broccori?'