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2003OCT10 Posted: Nov 28, 2005 12:34 AM+
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THIS IS A JOKE I WAS EMAILED..



A Chinese couple got married and she was a virgin.
Truth be told, he was not too experienced either.
On their wedding night, she cowered under the sheets as her husband undressed. He climbed in next to her and tried to be reassuring.
'My darring' he said: 'I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. Whatchou want?' he asked, trying to sound experienced, which he hoped would impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence followed and he waited patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replied shyly and unsure: 'I want to try somethin I have heard about: numbaa 69.'
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queried: 'You want... Beef wiff Broccori?'



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lolita4life Posted: Nov 29, 2005 06:18 AM+
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Re: 69...

ha!!!
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Lissy3077 Posted: Nov 29, 2005 02:19 PM+
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SweetCin704 Posted: Dec 03, 2005 09:40 AM+
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Re: 69...

Too funny
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Nina Posted: Dec 04, 2005 01:01 AM+
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Re: 69...

that is hilarious
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February05 Posted: Dec 04, 2005 08:47 PM+
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Maybride07 Posted: Dec 04, 2005 09:13 PM+
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FrogGirl0917 Posted: Dec 05, 2005 08:43 PM+
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Re: 69...

hehehe...that is too funny!!
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jax2718 Posted: Dec 07, 2005 09:37 AM+
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Sweetpea130000 Posted: Dec 07, 2005 11:01 AM+
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kms71705 Posted: Dec 07, 2005 04:12 PM+
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Re: 69...

LOL!
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JimmysBride Posted: Dec 18, 2005 09:44 AM+
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EmberLynn Posted: Dec 19, 2005 07:38 PM+
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Re: 69...

that was cute.
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nickelpick Posted: Dec 20, 2005 05:08 PM+
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lipglossjunky73 Posted: Dec 21, 2005 11:17 AM+
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Re: 69...



a Forwarding we will go... a Forwarding we will go... La la la la la la...
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attn2details Posted: Dec 21, 2005 05:57 PM+
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June_Bride_2004 Posted: Dec 21, 2005 10:18 PM+
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johnsae Posted: Dec 22, 2005 01:54 AM+
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Re: 69...

excuse me - I'm Chinese and am VERY offended by that joke..

haha - j/k
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DebsNY Posted: Dec 22, 2005 09:50 AM+
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nygirl77 Posted: Dec 22, 2005 12:12 PM+
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Re: 69...

Too funny!!!
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