7th Heaven: Character Assassination 101
It just keeps getting worse and worse...
Brenda Hampton is like Lee Harvey Oswald and the shooter on the grassy knoll all rolled into one. She has thoroughly destroyed Mary by convincing us she hates puppies, sunshine and rainbows, bites the heads off of kittens and, if given a chance, would knock over little old ladies. What kind of woman doesn't want to be a wife?? What kind of wife doesn't want to be a mother?? Uh, how about one who got married just so she could escape her controlling family and have sex. When the morals you teach your children are shaky at best, what do you expect?
Anyway...
Matt, don't you dare judge your sister's marriage when you haven't seen that wife of yours in a season and a half! Also, shampoo, look into it!
Carlos, grow a pair and tell your in-laws you big baby!
Hag, I don't know which was more satisfying... your screechy, unstable mother calling you out or your cyborg husband doing it!
Ruthie/Eyebrows/GreatLash... I hate you all for various reasons. Where's Mac when you need him? Everything about this luuuuuurve triangle squicks me!
RevCam essentially cons Tony from GH into taking in a foster baseball team! Also, maybe Tony from GH should consult with his wife before bringing these kids home. And a psychiatrist because everyone's gonna need some therapy... especially me!
And lastly Simon... Simon, Simon, Simon... the closer you get to God, the less I like you. Your explanation for keeping it in your pants was lame. Why not just say 'Look, I've been thinking and I've decided to hold off until marriage.' Easy. Simple. Ew, and then you decide to follow in your older siblings footsteps??? AND THEN YOU GET ENGAGED TO A STRANGER JUST SO YOU CAN HAVE SEX!!!!!!!
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Brenda Hampton is proving my point... this show is evil!![]()
ETA: I forgot about the awesomest awesome that ever awesomed! SamVid!!
They tell Annie they hate her for running their siblings out of the house... and then it takes 2 of them to slam the door in her face!
Brenda Hampton is like Lee Harvey Oswald and the shooter on the grassy knoll all rolled into one. She has thoroughly destroyed Mary by convincing us she hates puppies, sunshine and rainbows, bites the heads off of kittens and, if given a chance, would knock over little old ladies. What kind of woman doesn't want to be a wife?? What kind of wife doesn't want to be a mother?? Uh, how about one who got married just so she could escape her controlling family and have sex. When the morals you teach your children are shaky at best, what do you expect?
Anyway...
Matt, don't you dare judge your sister's marriage when you haven't seen that wife of yours in a season and a half! Also, shampoo, look into it!
Carlos, grow a pair and tell your in-laws you big baby!
Hag, I don't know which was more satisfying... your screechy, unstable mother calling you out or your cyborg husband doing it!
Ruthie/Eyebrows/GreatLash... I hate you all for various reasons. Where's Mac when you need him? Everything about this luuuuuurve triangle squicks me!
RevCam essentially cons Tony from GH into taking in a foster baseball team! Also, maybe Tony from GH should consult with his wife before bringing these kids home. And a psychiatrist because everyone's gonna need some therapy... especially me!
And lastly Simon... Simon, Simon, Simon... the closer you get to God, the less I like you. Your explanation for keeping it in your pants was lame. Why not just say 'Look, I've been thinking and I've decided to hold off until marriage.' Easy. Simple. Ew, and then you decide to follow in your older siblings footsteps??? AND THEN YOU GET ENGAGED TO A STRANGER JUST SO YOU CAN HAVE SEX!!!!!!!
Brenda Hampton is proving my point... this show is evil!
ETA: I forgot about the awesomest awesome that ever awesomed! SamVid!!
They tell Annie they hate her for running their siblings out of the house... and then it takes 2 of them to slam the door in her face!
