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7th Heaven: Character Assassination 101

Original post by MonkeyLuv

It just keeps getting worse and worse...

Brenda Hampton is like Lee Harvey Oswald and the shooter on the grassy knoll all rolled into one. She has thoroughly destroyed Mary by convincing us she hates puppies, sunshine and rainbows, bites the heads off of kittens and, if given a chance, would knock over little old ladies. What kind of woman doesn't want to be a wife?? What kind of wife doesn't want to be a mother?? Uh, how about one who got married just so she could escape her controlling family and have sex. When the morals you teach your children are shaky at best, what do you expect?

Anyway...
Matt, don't you dare judge your sister's marriage when you haven't seen that wife of yours in a season and a half! Also, shampoo, look into it!

Carlos, grow a pair and tell your in-laws you big baby!

Hag, I don't know which was more satisfying... your screechy, unstable mother calling you out or your cyborg husband doing it!

Ruthie/Eyebrows/GreatLash... I hate you all for various reasons. Where's Mac when you need him? Everything about this luuuuuurve triangle squicks me!

RevCam essentially cons Tony from GH into taking in a foster baseball team! Also, maybe Tony from GH should consult with his wife before bringing these kids home. And a psychiatrist because everyone's gonna need some therapy... especially me!

And lastly Simon... Simon, Simon, Simon... the closer you get to God, the less I like you. Your explanation for keeping it in your pants was lame. Why not just say 'Look, I've been thinking and I've decided to hold off until marriage.' Easy. Simple. Ew, and then you decide to follow in your older siblings footsteps??? AND THEN YOU GET ENGAGED TO A STRANGER JUST SO YOU CAN HAVE SEX!!!!!!!




Brenda Hampton is proving my point... this show is evil!


ETA: I forgot about the awesomest awesome that ever awesomed! SamVid!!

They tell Annie they hate her for running their siblings out of the house... and then it takes 2 of them to slam the door in her face!
MonkeyLuv Posted:

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Posted by BMD'sPeanut


Posted by BMD'sPeanut

What's up with Lucy?



Hello?



Lucy is referred to as 'the Hag' and I mentioned her.
MonkeyLuv Posted:

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Posted by palebride


Posted by tourist

well, that was OLD GH writing- the new GH writing is AWFUL!
Maybe the old writers are free. . .



I say we start a petition!



Should we? We might end up with Annie's evil (okay, eviler) twin, or Simon faking his own death, or the Cyborg becoming sentient!
palebride Posted:

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Posted by MonkeyLuv


Posted by palebride


Posted by tourist

well, that was OLD GH writing- the new GH writing is AWFUL!
Maybe the old writers are free. . .



I say we start a petition!



Should we? We might end up with Annie's evil (okay, eviler) twin, or Simon faking his own death, or the Cyborg becoming sentient!



But just think of the possibilities....
the Camdens sleeping with each other...
The Hag falling down an elevator shaft...
Mary coming back as a man.......
The doctor one (can't remember his name at the moment) falling in love with his patient and getting *gasp* divorced!!!
MonkeyLuv Posted:

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Mary coming back as a man!!!
BMD'sPeanut Posted:

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Posted by MonkeyLuv


Posted by BMD'sPeanut


Posted by BMD'sPeanut

What's up with Lucy?



Hello?



Lucy is referred to as 'the Hag' and I mentioned her.



I should have known! I vaguely remember the Cyborg references!
MonkeyLuv Posted:

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Just a few minor mentions, that even Mr Boots caught (much to his chagrin!)

The Hag and Annie and Cyborg kept saying 'realitor' and I nearly put my fist through the TV. Mr Boots noticed it right away and asked 'How'd they turn that into a 6 syllable word?'

Matt said very self-righteously about Mary divorcing Carlos and giving up the baby 'That's not how we were raised. We don't run away from responsibility.'

Mr Boots said 'Really? Then what show have we been watching?'

Ha! And another ha!!
tourist Posted:

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OMG! It was like nails on a chalkboard. Real-i-tor!

They ALL said it like that!

DH wanted to know if the director was correcting them all if they said realtor

Do people in California say it like that?

MonkeyLuv Posted:

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DH wanted to know if the director was correcting them all if they said realtor





Oh come on, you know no one directs anything there... just like no one writes new scripts!

And I don't think people in California say it like that, unless California people are stupid?
marymoon Posted:

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All pf the camdens got married to have sex, but Simon is really BLATANT about it. Who the heck is this Rose chick anyway?

And I actually like Cyborg more and more the more he calls out Lucy on her shizz.

Also, I love SamVid hating Supermom because she 'made all our bwothers and sisser go 'way'

LOVE IT.

I think I missed something from last weeks' epi. Didn't GreatLash break up with Ruthie?

And why can't Ruthie and Eyebrow just get married already so they can have semi incestuous sex?!?! Maybe they'll move to Utah so mac can marry them too.

This show is like cheap wine...turns to vineagar with age!
marymoon Posted:

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I hear you on the Real i tor crap. I almost tuned off the TV until one of them (I forget who) actually managed to say it correctly

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