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7th Heaven... keepin' it in the fam...

Original post by MonkeyLuv

Ruthie... why oh why don't you just pack your fugly boots up and run away!!!

Ruthie's all kissin'and tellin' about her lurve for Vincent (AKA GreatLash Mascara) and gettin' herself slutted up for her first real date. If you don't count the year she was dating Peter the Underbite.

Matt, why aren't you in NY? Where your medical school is? And your wife??

The Most Awkward Conversation Award goes to....
Annie/The Hag... Yes, Hag, Annie never expected much from you. Yes, Annie, Hag totally called you on your craptacular life choices. Also, way to kit your youngest daughter out like a frumpy church lady for a date, and then encourage every male within a 20 mile radius to stalk said daughter. And Hag, shouldn't there be a baby attached to your shoulder?

Cyborg, shut the hell up, you hateful, meddling, control freak.

SamVid... already in training to be chauvinistic asshats. Good for you.

Mac and Eyebrows... w t f? Are you in love with each other, or the girl who you both think of as a sister? Because one choice lands you in happenin' San Fran, the other in Appalachia.

The whole dispute over who gets to chaperone? Creeeeeeeepy! And Matt was AMPED that he got it... he's just hoping he can be involved in the conception of the next CamSpawn, as well as the delivery.

The usher at the movie... I heart you!

On an awesome note... Ruthie threw Lucy's lame and slutty ways in her face, called RevCam on his intrusive and ineffective parenting, more or less told Annie to get over herself and knocked Cyborg down a peg or two. And Matt is still cryin' from getting schooled by his kid sister!

Now if only she hadn't done the lame twirly thing and RevCam didn't know the words to a once perfectly good song...

MonkeyLuv Posted:

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Oh crap. That means I have to watch the musical next week, don't I?

I have to watch Cyborg and The Hag warble to each other about the miracle of parenthood, and RevCam about Annie and her menopause, and SamVid...

Well, maybe Eyebrows and Mac will have a romantic dance number like Fred and Ginger. Eyebrows is totally Ginger!
casey31 Posted:

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Your reviews are hilarious!
I haven't seen this show in years- whatever happened to Mary?
MonkeyLuv Posted:

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Posted by casey31

Your reviews are hilarious!
I haven't seen this show in years- whatever happened to Mary?



Mary is the bad daughter...

She rebelled as a teenager by dating and TPing the school gym with her basketball teammates. She once contemplated drinking a beer and smoking a joint so RevCam and Annie shipped her off to Buffalo to live with her grandparents. Subsequently she continued dating and eventually found a career she enjoys, married a man she loves and has known longer than 2 months and had a baby. She doesn't let her parents interfere with her marriage, meddle in her child-rearing or have a say in how she leads her life. That's why she's the bad daughter.

She shoud be more like Lucy...cowtowing to everything her emotionally-abusive, robot husband says, apologizing for his mistakes and letting her parents pick and chose her mate, career and living quarters.

I hate this show....
palebride Posted:

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Posted by MonkeyLuv


I hate this show....



you love this show so much you want Mr. Boots to turn ito a cyborg and move back into your parent's house with you so they can help you live your life and rear your eventual monkey spawn!!!

admit it already!!!!!
MonkeyLuv Posted:

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Posted by palebride


Posted by MonkeyLuv


I hate this show....



you love this show so much you want Mr. Boots to turn ito a cyborg and move back into your parent's house with you so they can help you live your life and rear your eventual monkey spawn!!!

admit it already!!!!!



It's true!! It's true!!

palebride Posted:

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Let us embrace the wonder that is 7th Heaven and hope and pray that it never goes away (I rhymed!!)
MonkeyLuv Posted:

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BTW, why do I have to take one for the team? I notice you all read my recaps and comment, but few of you actually watch the show... what if I'm on vacation? or busy? or blind?

Someone else better be watching this crap!!!
tourist Posted:

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I am , I am , I AM.

I'd be happy to review the musical inthe event of your sudden blindness, but it would have to wait untill Wednesday, b/c I will probbaly tape it. And you reviews are more entertaining than mine would be.

However, I will submit to Camden tivia testing , to prove my loyalty
jantany26 Posted:

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I watch the show cheesy and all but quite entertaining. I'm not watching the musical though, no thank you.

MrsTC Posted:

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duuurrrn I missed it last night!

palebride Posted:

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

BTW, why do I have to take one for the team? I notice you all read my recaps and comment, but few of you actually watch the show... what if I'm on vacation? or busy? or blind?

Someone else better be watching this crap!!!



You have to do it because you love it the most, and you seem to notice all of the little details that the rest of us miss......and i rarely watch the show...i just sing along with the theme song at the beginning and turn it off
wc0143 Posted:

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7th Heaven, when I see their happy faces smilin' back at me.
7th Heaven, I know there's no greater feelin' than the love of family.
Where can you go when the world don't treat you right?
The answer is home; that's the one place that you'll find . . .
7th Heaven, 7th Heaven
7th Heaven

sarahthegreat Posted:

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i knew this review was going to be good after i read tivo's summary of the episode..'family gets involved in ruthie's first real date.' and when do we stop calling her Ruthie? when she's 97?????

love it, keep 'em coming liz!
MonkeyLuv Posted:

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Last night, after I told Mr Boots how bad it was, he was all 'Why do you watch that crap? Why do that to yourself?'
I replied very evenly, 'My public, sweetie pie, my public demands it!'

If this tears my relationship apart, I'm holding you people directly responsible!
wc0143 Posted:

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

Last night, after I told Mr Boots how bad it was, he was all 'Why do you watch that crap? Why do that to yourself?'
I replied very evenly, 'My public, sweetie pie, my public demands it!'



palebride Posted:

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Posted by wc0143

7th Heaven, when I see their happy faces smilin' back at me.
7th Heaven, I know there's no greater feelin' than the love of family.
Where can you go when the world don't treat you right?
The answer is home; that's the one place that you'll find . . .
7th Heaven, 7th Heaven
7th Heaven




lyrical geniuses right there.....
MonkeyLuv Posted:

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Posted by palebride


Posted by wc0143

7th Heaven, when I see their happy faces smilin' back at me.
7th Heaven, I know there's no greater feelin' than the love of family.
Where can you go when the world don't treat you right?
The answer is home; that's the one place that you'll find . . .
7th Heaven, 7th Heaven
7th Heaven




lyrical geniuses right there.....



Well, it is the lead singer of the 80s metal band Autograph...


hee!!!
palebride Posted:

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Posted by MonkeyLuv


Posted by palebride


Posted by wc0143

7th Heaven, when I see their happy faces smilin' back at me.
7th Heaven, I know there's no greater feelin' than the love of family.
Where can you go when the world don't treat you right?
The answer is home; that's the one place that you'll find . . .
7th Heaven, 7th Heaven
7th Heaven




lyrical geniuses right there.....



Well, it is the lead singer of the 80s metal band Autograph...


hee!!!



you're sick
MonkeyLuv Posted:

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I knoooooooooow!
marymoon Posted:

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Oh 7th heaven, what would we do without you?

Is it just me or do SamVid resemble children of the corn more and more each day?

I think the casting director forgot that you're supposed to hire PRECOCIOUS children, not little glasseyed ***** spawn

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