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7th Heaven... keepin' it in the fam...

MonkeyLuv Posted:

7th Heaven... keepin' it in the fam...

Ruthie... why oh why don't you just pack your fugly boots up and run away!!!

Ruthie's all kissin'and tellin' about her lurve for Vincent (AKA GreatLash Mascara) and gettin' herself slutted up for her first real date. If you don't count the year she was dating Peter the Underbite.

Matt, why aren't you in NY? Where your medical school is? And your wife??

The Most Awkward Conversation Award goes to....
Annie/The Hag... Yes, Hag, Annie never expected much from you. Yes, Annie, Hag totally called you on your craptacular life choices. Also, way to kit your youngest daughter out like a frumpy church lady for a date, and then encourage every male within a 20 mile radius to stalk said daughter. And Hag, shouldn't there be a baby attached to your shoulder?

Cyborg, shut the hell up, you hateful, meddling, control freak.

SamVid... already in training to be chauvinistic asshats. Good for you.

Mac and Eyebrows... w t f? Are you in love with each other, or the girl who you both think of as a sister? Because one choice lands you in happenin' San Fran, the other in Appalachia.

The whole dispute over who gets to chaperone? Creeeeeeeepy! And Matt was AMPED that he got it... he's just hoping he can be involved in the conception of the next CamSpawn, as well as the delivery.

The usher at the movie... I heart you!

On an awesome note... Ruthie threw Lucy's lame and slutty ways in her face, called RevCam on his intrusive and ineffective parenting, more or less told Annie to get over herself and knocked Cyborg down a peg or two. And Matt is still cryin' from getting schooled by his kid sister!

Now if only she hadn't done the lame twirly thing and RevCam didn't know the words to a once perfectly good song...

palebride Posted:

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i missed the show last night because i as typing up lesson plans for school...so thank you....thank you!

Will we have a review again next week for Valentine's Day? I think a musical show will be pure magic!
MonkeyLuv Posted:

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Posted by palebride

i missed the show last night because i as typing up lesson plans for school...so thank you....thank you!

Will we have a review again next week for Valentine's Day? I think a musical show will be pure magic!



I wonder if I can vomit in 3 octaves?
hbradio Posted:

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I am going to pi ss myself over here!!!! I love your review!!!!!
MonkeyLuv Posted:

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I would like to add that if my family was that involved in my love life I would have moved out when I was 14.

And Cyborg... Kissing does NOT lead to pregnancy. Remember your honeymoon? That 90 seconds of awkward fumbling in the dark, with no noise, no kissing on the mouth, and stoney silence afterwards? That's what leads to pregnancy. But most people are better at it.
tourist Posted:

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next week's looks absolutely amazing. It is like they WANT to be cancelled.. .I think I will watch it on tape delay, b/c I don't think I need to spend my first married Valentine's day watching that musical disaster.

shoppie Posted:

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did you happen to catch my post about the PROMENADE?

shoppie Posted:

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really what do they say about matt's wife??? are they on or off?

MonkeyLuv Posted:

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Tourist... I'm so ill thinking about it! The Buffy Musical was awesome! 7th Heaven....you are not Buffy! And Until you start staking main characters, you never will be!!

Shoppie...WORD on the Promenade bit!
tourist Posted:

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Tourist... I'm so ill thinking about it! The Buffy Musical was awesome! 7th Heaven....you are not Buffy! And Until you start staking main characters, you never will be!!

Shoppie...WORD on the Promenade bit!



ahh, the Buffy musical- I almost forgot! yes, it only worked, b/c it was a dark humor kinda show- cheezy famil show + singing = just more darn cheese.

I do think Mac & Eyebrows should do a little tap number though- top hats n'all. Wouldn't that be special?
suven Posted:

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awesome review!!!!

lilmrs Posted:

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I love your reviews, they always have me cracking up!

Janice Posted:

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isn't that crazy that Matt's teacher in NYC request that Matt goes to Glenoak for specialized training?
MonkeyLuv Posted:

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Posted by Janice

isn't that crazy that Matt's teacher in NYC request that Matt goes to Glenoak for specialized training?



Shut up! Is that how they got around it? Specialized training in what?? Gettin' all up in your sister's cooter or ignoring your marriage!?
Janice Posted:

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Posted by MonkeyLuv


Posted by Janice

isn't that crazy that Matt's teacher in NYC request that Matt goes to Glenoak for specialized training?



Shut up! Is that how they got around it? Specialized training in what?? Gettin' all up in your sister's cooter or ignoring your marriage!?



yeah, he says don't worry everything is fine in NY, but my teacher is interested in a new birthing method, and he knows someone here in Glenoak who practices it, so I am here to observe. lol
MonkeyLuv Posted:

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We all know his wife kicked him out because she was tired of his screaming everytime she tried to get to third base!

wc0143 Posted:

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Didn't Happy Days do an all singing & dancing Valentine's episode?

usuk2004 Posted:

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Posted by Janice


Posted by MonkeyLuv


Posted by Janice

isn't that crazy that Matt's teacher in NYC request that Matt goes to Glenoak for specialized training?



Shut up! Is that how they got around it? Specialized training in what?? Gettin' all up in your sister's cooter or ignoring your marriage!?



yeah, he says don't worry everything is fine in NY, but my teacher is interested in a new birthing method, and he knows someone here in Glenoak who practices it, so I am here to observe. lol



Hmmm...I wonder if new birthing method involves pulling the devil's spawn out of your sister???
tourist Posted:

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Posted by Janice

isn't that crazy that Matt's teacher in NYC request that Matt goes to Glenoak for specialized training?



I know, it's like there are only 3 cities in the world, NYC, Buffalo & Glenoak, And Buffalo is surpisingly close to NYC in 7th Heaven world.
steph4777 Posted:

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Great Review!! After the show went off last night, I looked forward to your review.

I might have to watch the musical just to read your review on it!

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