7th Heaven--The hag-robot-baby a go-go!!

Where do I begin?

When did Columbia University open up an annex in Glennoak? And Matt, did you forget your plot-contrivance wife again?

Wacky baby-shower hijinks and Annie is a hateful wench with a face like a badly folded towel. Maybe if you spy and meddle more in your daughter and cyborg-in-law's lives they'll love you more!

Lucy the Hag is a nightmare of humanity. The Matt-and-Lucy-are-married jokes are not funny, they are disturbing and squicky.

Will someone please tell Matt he's not a doctor and to get his ugly mug out of his sister's yatch!!! And Cyborg, don't act like you've seen her lady parts... you and I both know it's an Evil Science Baby with 3 rows of teeth, serrated ears, talons and a thirst for the blood of the soulless.

The mansion Cyborg bought The Hag? Please! Why were you living rent-free with the Cam-Fam for so long you cheap b@st@rd! There's a lot more wrong with that situation, but it's too early today...

Ruthie... Martin is practically your brother. You'll have to move to Kentucky to marry him.

SamVid... hmm, setting them up to be life partners! Awwww!

Simon, hey, what are you doing here?

And last, but certainly not least,

Savannah Kinkirk... in the Cam-Universe she'll be dating by 7, married by 15, pregnant by 16 and stripping by 20!!!



If this is what the future holds, then I am currently mixing broken glass into every meal.

bwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

seriously, did you see that house??? Good lord, she is a part time student minister and he is a cop....and they can afford a McMansion? Come on. Although I vaguely remember Cyborg saying that his family had money when he bought the Hag a giant

once again you've hit the nail right on the head!! congrats on another great re-telling, i've missed them.

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Posted by MonkeyLuv


Savannah Kinkirk... in the Cam-Universe she'll be dating by 7, married by 15, pregnant by 16 and stripping by 20!!!

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Does she have to move in with Aunt Mary for that?

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If this is what the future holds, then I am currently mixing broken glass into every meal.

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Don't cut your finger!!

And lest we forget.... This Week's Plot Contrivance:

Hey 7th Heaven... Birthin' a Baby in an Elevator??? Saved By The Bell did it 10 years ago... and it was waaaaaaay better!

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

And lest we forget.... This Week's Plot Contrivance:

Hey 7th Heaven... Birthin' a Baby in an Elevator??? Saved By The Bell did it 10 years ago... and it was waaaaaaay better!

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yes, that is true. . .

Did you notice one have of Samvid almost talks like a human now? I guess that means he'll be fired soon.

That was also a crazy fast birth & Lucy is clean & comfy & as they wheel her out of the eleveator.

I guess that's not to discourage the rest of us, so we will continute to procreate as God intended.

Great recap! And Savannah is a great porn star/stripper name...She'll never forget her roots (ewww can you imagine the convo. of them explaining WHY her name is that...well I lost my v-card to cyborg in GA...) ! And since when is having a baby an excuse for ratty looking hair, hag?

thanks for the recap! i needed that. that was the most awful episode ever. i may have to stop watching the show now...

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Posted by tourist

That was also a crazy fast birth & Lucy is clean & comfy & as they wheel her out of the eleveator.

I guess that's not to discourage the rest of us, so we will continute to procreate as God intended.

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In the confines of an emotionally-abusive and controlling marriage? weird.....


Also Nov04LIBride... 'I lost my v-card to the cyborg'

mama camden 'its my daughter's baby shower, what should I wear?' 'Wait, I know...my FAVORITE BLACK BLAZER!'

'Lets name the baby Savanah, the place where we first BANGE*'

Matt, maybe go home and safe that sham of a marriage!!

I think Simon was right, they should have named her Jeckell.

nothing was better than lucy wailing in the elevator for kevin, then he suddenly appears like spiderman and jumps down into the treches.

you forgot the church ladies rearranging the house!! lol.

Are the writers even trying anymore??

And shouldn't the baby really be named Super 8... since we all know how cheap Cyborg is, even for a honeymoon!

The church ladies... don't get me started!

and the ACTING job done by the 'church ladies', SUPERB!!!

and please tell me how the 'F' kevin and lucy can afford that HOUSE -pool and SPA!!
COME ON!!

omg that was too funny. well said. I wish I would had given birth on babyru so that I could have gotten anything I wanted for my baby

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Posted by shoppie

and the ACTING job done by the 'church ladies', SUPERB!!!

and please tell me how the 'F' kevin and lucy can afford that HOUSE -pool and SPA!!
COME ON!!

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Wait a minute! What business does an aspiring servant of God have with a SPA!!??

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Posted by Janice

nothing was better than lucy wailing in the elevator for kevin, then he suddenly appears like spiderman and jumps down into the treches.

you forgot the church ladies rearranging the house!! lol.

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Yeah who DOES that? Who goes into someone's house and rearranges the furniture.

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Posted by usuk2004


Wait a minute! What business does an aspiring servant of God have with a SPA!!??

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Posted by MrsTC

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Posted by Janice

nothing was better than lucy wailing in the elevator for kevin, then he suddenly appears like spiderman and jumps down into the treches.

you forgot the church ladies rearranging the house!! lol.

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Yeah who DOES that? Who goes into someone's house and rearranges the furniture.

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My aunt....

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Posted by LoriH

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Posted by MrsTC

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Posted by Janice

nothing was better than lucy wailing in the elevator for kevin, then he suddenly appears like spiderman and jumps down into the treches.

you forgot the church ladies rearranging the house!! lol.

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Yeah who DOES that? Who goes into someone's house and rearranges the furniture.

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My aunt....

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As for the money, Kevin is loaded.. I think it may have been an inheritance from when his father died.

Kevin spent big bucks on Lucy's ring & on the wedding.
They almost bought a house another time, but that would have made the writers jobs too diffiulut to work them into the story line.
I guess they will use the baby & Lucy's job with
the church as reasons to have them in the Camden house now.