7th Heaven--The hag-robot-baby a go-go!!

Original post by MonkeyLuv

Jan 25, 2005 09:46 AM

Where do I begin?

When did Columbia University open up an annex in Glennoak? And Matt, did you forget your plot-contrivance wife again?

Wacky baby-shower hijinks and Annie is a hateful wench with a face like a badly folded towel. Maybe if you spy and meddle more in your daughter and cyborg-in-law's lives they'll love you more!

Lucy the Hag is a nightmare of humanity. The Matt-and-Lucy-are-married jokes are not funny, they are disturbing and squicky.

Will someone please tell Matt he's not a doctor and to get his ugly mug out of his sister's yatch!!! And Cyborg, don't act like you've seen her lady parts... you and I both know it's an Evil Science Baby with 3 rows of teeth, serrated ears, talons and a thirst for the blood of the soulless.

The mansion Cyborg bought The Hag? Please! Why were you living rent-free with the Cam-Fam for so long you cheap b@st@rd! There's a lot more wrong with that situation, but it's too early today...

Ruthie... Martin is practically your brother. You'll have to move to Kentucky to marry him.

SamVid... hmm, setting them up to be life partners! Awwww!

Simon, hey, what are you doing here?

And last, but certainly not least,

Savannah Kinkirk... in the Cam-Universe she'll be dating by 7, married by 15, pregnant by 16 and stripping by 20!!!

If this is what the future holds, then I am currently mixing broken glass into every meal.

nov04LIbride Posted: Jan 25, 2005 10:46 AM

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So I missed the mansion-showing part of the show...What is this about a SPA!?

BMD'sPeanut Posted: Jan 25, 2005 10:52 AM

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

squicky

What's squicky?

wc0143 Posted: Jan 25, 2005 10:56 AM

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Posted by usuk2004

Posted by MonkeyLuv

Savannah Kinkirk... in the Cam-Universe she'll be dating by 7, married by 15, pregnant by 16 and stripping by 20!!!

Does she have to move in with Aunt Mary for that?

Or just be one of Simon's girlfriends?? Wait, he name isn't old lady enough ...

MonkeyLuv Posted: Jan 25, 2005 10:57 AM

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if something 'squicks' you, it grosses you out becuase it's disturbing and unnatural or really repulsive... so 'squicky' is similar to 'icky' except more vehemently.

e.g.

That squicked me.
The Hag and the Cyborg squick me
Matt up tp his elbows in Lucy's cervix is squicky.
Is that squicking you too?
SamVid squicks me.

tourist Posted: Jan 25, 2005 10:57 AM

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Posted by BMD'sPeanut

Posted by MonkeyLuv

squicky

What's squicky?

gross

BMD'sPeanut Posted: Jan 25, 2005 10:59 AM

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I'm with ya.

PrincessConsuela Posted: Jan 25, 2005 11:05 AM

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omg monkey great recap you had me roflmao.
thanks i needed that.

usuk2004 Posted: Jan 25, 2005 11:10 AM

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

Matt up tp his elbows in Lucy's cervix is squicky.

Oh, hold the phone!!!!! Now, I'm sure you know that they wouldn't dare air 7th Heaven over here for fear of appearing as an even more religion-psycho laughing stock of a nation than W has already portrayed us as being - so you'll forgive me if I'm not quite up to speed with the WB's junk du jour. BUT, I cannot believe that they've sunk SO LOW as to actually have Matt DELIVER Lucy's baby!!

That is squickier than the squickiest squicky thing!!!! I just threw up too much for it to even stay in my mouth!

They must think what makes a special thing like bringing a human being into the world more special? Having your brother help you do it???

OMG, I spent 18 years of my life hiding my underthings from my brother (as he tried to hang them all on the ceiling fan, brat that he is!!!) WHY WOULD ANYONE.....OMG, I can't even finish this sentence, it's just too gross!

MonkeyLuv Posted: Jan 25, 2005 11:23 AM

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Posted by usuk2004

Oh, hold the phone!!!!! Now, I'm sure you know that they wouldn't dare air 7th Heaven over here for fear of appearing as an even more religion-psycho laughing stock of a nation than W has already portrayed us as being - so you'll forgive me if I'm not quite up to speed with the WB's junk du jour. BUT, I cannot believe that they've sunk SO LOW as to actually have Matt DELIVER Lucy's baby!!

That is squickier than the squickiest squicky thing!!!! I just threw up too much for it to even stay in my mouth!

They must think what makes a special thing like bringing a human being into the world more special? Having your brother help you do it???

OMG, I spent 18 years of my life hiding my underthings from my brother (as he tried to hang them all on the ceiling fan, brat that he is!!!) WHY WOULD ANYONE.....OMG, I can't even finish this sentence, it's just too gross!

I am so with you on this! The worst part was that The Hag had a choice as to who would deliver her baby... 2 qualified EMTs, the Cyborg or her brother.

AND SHE CHOSE HER BROTHER!! because Matt and the Cyborg decided the EMTs were strangers and a stranger shouldn't deliver the Cam-Spawn!! Stranger? Stranger?! How about a qualified, experienced professional!!! and not your asshat, floppy-haired, intern brother!!

DebsNY Posted: Jan 25, 2005 11:58 AM

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Oh how I've missed these!

usuk2004 Posted: Jan 25, 2005 12:03 PM

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

I am so with you on this! The worst part was that The Hag had a choice as to who would deliver her baby... 2 qualified EMTs, the Cyborg or her brother.

AND SHE CHOSE HER BROTHER!! because Matt and the Cyborg decided the EMTs were strangers and a stranger shouldn't deliver the Cam-Spawn!! Stranger? Stranger?! How about a qualified, experienced professional!!! and not your asshat, floppy-haired, intern brother!!

why didn't she have the cyborg do it? Silly me, but I would rather have my husband down there than my brother! Maybe Cyborg doesn't know how to clip the tail correctly?

I once saw a woman helping a pig give birth to a litter of piglets once - she had an elbow-length latex glove on (perhaps a look to consider for your wedding) and actually had to go in and get 'em...so you can imagine my mental picture when I read 'up to his elbows in Lucy's cervix' EEEY-YEW

JuneBride2005 Posted: Jan 25, 2005 12:31 PM

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GREAT recap!!!

ckgmwedding Posted: Jan 25, 2005 02:05 PM

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Posted by shoppie

and the ACTING job done by the 'church ladies', SUPERB!!!

and please tell me how the 'F' kevin and lucy can afford that HOUSE -pool and SPA!!
COME ON!!

You could afford that house if you lived in the bible belt of some unknown, unnamed Christian state!

tourist Posted: Jan 25, 2005 02:34 PM

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Posted by ckgmwedding

Posted by shoppie

and the ACTING job done by the 'church ladies', SUPERB!!!

and please tell me how the 'F' kevin and lucy can afford that HOUSE -pool and SPA!!
COME ON!!

You could afford that house if you lived in the bible belt of some unknown, unnamed Christian state!

I thought they were always were clear about it being set in California.

MonkeyLuv Posted: Jan 25, 2005 02:39 PM

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Posted by tourist
I thought they were always were clear about it being set in California.

I was never sure where it was until Matt went to the special 2-week-long-doctor-sleepaway-camp.

And when I found out (shows you how close I pay attention to this show), it disturbed me even more that they sent Mary ACROSS THE FREAKING COUNTRY for cussing, or drinking coffee or looking at a boy out of wedlock or whatever her transgression was.