A cute read-Wedding Gifts
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited
> > > > about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to
discuss
> > > > the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore.
> > > > Jacob suggests they go in.
> > > >
> > > > Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: 'Are you the owner?'
> > > > The pharmacist answers 'Yes'.
> > > > Jacob: 'We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?'
> > > > Pharmacist: 'Of course we do.'
> > > > Jacob: 'How about medicine for circulation?'
> > > > Pharmacist: 'All kinds.'
> > > > Jacob: 'Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? '
> > > > Pharmacist: 'Definitely.'
> > > > Jacob: 'How about Viagra?'
> > > > Pharmacist: 'Of course.'
> > > > Jacob: 'Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Jaundice?'
> > > > Pharmacist: 'Yes, a large variety. The works.'
> > > > Jacob: 'What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol,
> > > > antidotes for Parkinson's disease?'
> > > > Pharmacist: 'Absolutely.'
> > > > Jacob: 'You sell wheelchairs and walkers?'
> > > > Pharmacist: 'All speeds and sizes.'
> > > >
> > > > Jacob says to the pharmacist:
> > > > 'We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts, please.'
> > > >
> > > > about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to
discuss
> > > > the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore.
> > > > Jacob suggests they go in.
> > > >
> > > > Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: 'Are you the owner?'
> > > > The pharmacist answers 'Yes'.
> > > > Jacob: 'We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?'
> > > > Pharmacist: 'Of course we do.'
> > > > Jacob: 'How about medicine for circulation?'
> > > > Pharmacist: 'All kinds.'
> > > > Jacob: 'Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? '
> > > > Pharmacist: 'Definitely.'
> > > > Jacob: 'How about Viagra?'
> > > > Pharmacist: 'Of course.'
> > > > Jacob: 'Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Jaundice?'
> > > > Pharmacist: 'Yes, a large variety. The works.'
> > > > Jacob: 'What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol,
> > > > antidotes for Parkinson's disease?'
> > > > Pharmacist: 'Absolutely.'
> > > > Jacob: 'You sell wheelchairs and walkers?'
> > > > Pharmacist: 'All speeds and sizes.'
> > > >
> > > > Jacob says to the pharmacist:
> > > > 'We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts, please.'
> > > >
