A funny, courtesy of the husband
THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER:
08:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
08:30 Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday
08:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants
09:00 Open presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner
09:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notices she has gained 17 pounds
01:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
03:00 Nap
04:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer 04:15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
05:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror
07:30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers
10:00 Hot shower (alone)
10:50 Carried to bed . (Freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms
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THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM:
06:00 Alarm
06:15 Blow job
06:30 Massive satisfying sh*t while reading the sports section
07:00 Breakfast: steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
07:30 Limo arrives
07:45 Several beers en-route to airport
09:15 Flight in personal Lear Jet
09:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club
09:45 Play front nine - 2 under
11:45 Lunch: steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 Blow job
12:30 Play back nine - 4 under
02:15 Limo back to the airport (several bourbons)
02:30 Fly to Bahamas
03:30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot displaying growlers
04:30 Land world record Marlin (1234 lbs) - on light tackle
05:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson
06:45 Sh*t, Shower and Shave
07:00 Sportscenter
07:30 Dinner: lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy filet steak
09:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV as you watch football game
09:30 Sex with three women
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 A night cap blow job
11:45 In bed alone
11:50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep
08:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
08:30 Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday
08:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants
09:00 Open presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner
09:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notices she has gained 17 pounds
01:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
03:00 Nap
04:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer 04:15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
05:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror
07:30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers
10:00 Hot shower (alone)
10:50 Carried to bed . (Freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms
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THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM:
06:00 Alarm
06:15 Blow job
06:30 Massive satisfying sh*t while reading the sports section
07:00 Breakfast: steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
07:30 Limo arrives
07:45 Several beers en-route to airport
09:15 Flight in personal Lear Jet
09:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club
09:45 Play front nine - 2 under
11:45 Lunch: steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 Blow job
12:30 Play back nine - 4 under
02:15 Limo back to the airport (several bourbons)
02:30 Fly to Bahamas
03:30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot displaying growlers
04:30 Land world record Marlin (1234 lbs) - on light tackle
05:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson
06:45 Sh*t, Shower and Shave
07:00 Sportscenter
07:30 Dinner: lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy filet steak
09:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV as you watch football game
09:30 Sex with three women
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 A night cap blow job
11:45 In bed alone
11:50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep
