A good one
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing
could dampen her excitement - not even her parents'
nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and
would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that
her father's new young wife had bought the exact same
dress! Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but
she refused. 'Absolutely not. I look like a million
bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,' she replied.
Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, 'Never
mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all,
it's your special day.'
A few days later, they went shopping and did find
another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch,
Jennifer asked her mother, 'Aren't you going to return
the other dress? You really don't have another
occasion where you could wear it.'
Her mother just smiled and replied, 'Of course I
do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the
night before the wedding!'
