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A good read for the ladies..

Betty Posted:

A good read for the ladies..

Men don't realize how easy they have it:):)


>A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
>stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

>'Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
>merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please
>allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
>
>God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning,
>sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for
>his mate, awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, fed them
>breakfast, packed their lunches, Drove them to school, came home and
>picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners And stopped at the
>bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put
>away the groceries, Paid the bills and balanced the checkbook. He
>cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1
>P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and
>sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids
>and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and
>cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, Then set up the
>ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began
>peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork
>chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the
>kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put
>them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores
>weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love,
>which he managed to get through without complaint. The next morning, he
>awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, Lord, I don't know what
>I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home
>all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back.'

>The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, 'My son, I feel you have
>learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way
>they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got
>pregnant last night.'
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