A little Friday funny for New Englanders (or Red Sox fans)
COLD WEATHER
>
> 60 above zero. Floridians turn the heat on. People in New England
>plant
> gardens.
>
> 50 above zero. Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New
>England
> sunbathe.
>
> 40 above zero. Italian and English cars won't start. People in New
> England drive with the windows down.
>
> 32 above zero. Distilled water freezes. Moosehead Lake's water gets
> thicker.
>
> 20 above zero. Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and
>hats.
> People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.
>
> 15 above zero. New York landlords finally turn on the heat. People
>in
> New England have the last cookout before it turns cold.
>
> Zero. People in Miami die - or return to Cuba. New Englanders
> close the windows.
>
> 10 below zero. Californians go to Mexico. People in New England get
>out
> their Winter coats.
>
> 25 below zero. Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Scouts in New England
>are
> selling cookies door to door.
>
> 40 below zero. Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in New
>England
> let the dogs sleep inside.
>
> 100 below zero. Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in New
> England get frustrated because 'the caah won't staaht'.
>
> 275 below zero. All atomic motion stops. (Absolute zero on the
>Kelvin
> scale). People in New England start saying, 'cold 'nuff for ya?'
>
> 500 below zero. Hell freezes over. Red Sox win the World Series.
>
>
>
>
>
> 60 above zero. Floridians turn the heat on. People in New England
>plant
> gardens.
>
> 50 above zero. Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New
>England
> sunbathe.
>
> 40 above zero. Italian and English cars won't start. People in New
> England drive with the windows down.
>
> 32 above zero. Distilled water freezes. Moosehead Lake's water gets
> thicker.
>
> 20 above zero. Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and
>hats.
> People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.
>
> 15 above zero. New York landlords finally turn on the heat. People
>in
> New England have the last cookout before it turns cold.
>
> Zero. People in Miami die - or return to Cuba. New Englanders
> close the windows.
>
> 10 below zero. Californians go to Mexico. People in New England get
>out
> their Winter coats.
>
> 25 below zero. Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Scouts in New England
>are
> selling cookies door to door.
>
> 40 below zero. Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in New
>England
> let the dogs sleep inside.
>
> 100 below zero. Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in New
> England get frustrated because 'the caah won't staaht'.
>
> 275 below zero. All atomic motion stops. (Absolute zero on the
>Kelvin
> scale). People in New England start saying, 'cold 'nuff for ya?'
>
> 500 below zero. Hell freezes over. Red Sox win the World Series.
>
>
>
>
