A little joke
Not to offend any southerners, baptists or rednecks....
A small Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a
few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla
was in heat and to make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of Eddie Santon,
a redneck part-time intern, who was responsible for cleaning the animal's
cages.
Eddie, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to
satisfy a female of any species. The park administrator thought they might
have a solution.
Eddie was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex
with the gorilla for $500.00? Eddie showed some interest, but said he would
have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, Eddie announced that he would accept their offer, but
only under the following four conditions.
'First,' he said, 'I don't want to have to kiss her on the lips.' The park
administrator quickly agreed to this condition.
'Second,' Eddie said, 'you must never tell anyone about this.' The park
administrator again readily agreed to this condition.
'Third,' Eddie said, 'I want all the offspring to be raised Southern
Baptist.' Once again the administrator agreed.
And last of all, Eddie stated, 'You've got to give me another week to come
up with the $500.00.'
A small Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a
few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla
was in heat and to make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of Eddie Santon,
a redneck part-time intern, who was responsible for cleaning the animal's
cages.
Eddie, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to
satisfy a female of any species. The park administrator thought they might
have a solution.
Eddie was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex
with the gorilla for $500.00? Eddie showed some interest, but said he would
have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, Eddie announced that he would accept their offer, but
only under the following four conditions.
'First,' he said, 'I don't want to have to kiss her on the lips.' The park
administrator quickly agreed to this condition.
'Second,' Eddie said, 'you must never tell anyone about this.' The park
administrator again readily agreed to this condition.
'Third,' Eddie said, 'I want all the offspring to be raised Southern
Baptist.' Once again the administrator agreed.
And last of all, Eddie stated, 'You've got to give me another week to come
up with the $500.00.'
