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MonkeyLuv Posted:

A Request...

I'd like everyone to be boring and uninteresting today.

It's very distracting when you are all witty and intelligent and silly. Please refrain from any cleverness today, I have a lot of work that I have to do.

Thank you.

WC, USUK and Felicia....I'm looking at you.

Anniegrl, keep your niblets to yourself today.
usuk2004 Posted:

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Oh, thank goodness you've said that!

The pressure to be this fun and interesting was really getting to me!

and BTW, you're the one who usually starts it!!
wc0143 Posted:

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Oh bother ...

I was actually ready to slam today after breaking out my Some Old Bullsh*t CD (since my brother has my Polly Wog Stew EP) ... On my way in I was driving 85 mph and wished I was wearing my Chucks & black MC.
tourist Posted:

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OKAY!

That sounds like a call to duty for me!
Boring & uninteresting is my forte. ( sorry, can't so the accent mark.)

Those witty types can be ssoooo distracting. .. . .
wc0143 Posted:

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Posted by tourist

OKAY!

That sounds like a call to duty for me!





oh wait, I mean
usuk2004 Posted:

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And they're off!!!!

PS: I used to love my chucks! Used to wear them with slouch socks and a long skirt and I thought I was the coolest sh*t!!!!!
MonkeyLuv Posted:

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You're all failing miserably!!

Tourist...don't be an enabler, you're just encouraging these be-boxing, slouch-sock-sporting, denizens of frivolity!!
FeliciaDA Posted:

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Posted by usuk2004

And they're off!!!!

PS: I used to love my chucks! Used to wear them with slouch socks and a long skirt and I thought I was the coolest sh*t!!!!!



Wait - Farah, are trying to say that chucks w/slouch socks and a long skirt WASN'T the coolest sh*t??

Who knew?

wc0143 Posted:

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These pussy crumbs are making me itch ... maybe I should scratch

usuk2004 Posted:

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Posted by FeliciaDA

Wait - Farah, are trying to say that chucks w/slouch socks and a long skirt WASN'T the coolest sh*t??

Who knew?




Yeah, sad, isn't it

It's okay, though, Felicia, all you need to do is quietly untie the laces, and as nonchalantly as you can, take off the chucks and slip into the extra pair of normal shoes you have stashed underneath your desk (it's okay, we all do! )
MonkeyLuv Posted:

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Oh Wendy! No fair!!! I just choked on my coffee (My delicious, delicious 7-11 coffee...not stirred with some guy's arm)

usuk2004 Posted:

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Posted by wc0143

These pussy crumbs are making me itch ... maybe I should scratch



An ice cream cone for a nose - it's just pure genius!!! Cookie Puss is the bomb!!!!!
FeliciaDA Posted:

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Posted by usuk2004


Posted by FeliciaDA

Wait - Farah, are trying to say that chucks w/slouch socks and a long skirt WASN'T the coolest sh*t??

Who knew?




Yeah, sad, isn't it

It's okay, though, Felicia, all you need to do is quietly untie the laces, and as nonchalantly as you can, take off the chucks and slip into the extra pair of normal shoes you have stashed underneath your desk (it's okay, we all do! )



thanks much for the advice - though I wish I knew this earlier, as I would have made a detour over to Wendy's office and taken my pick from the vast variety of shoes she keeps under her desk at the workplace

though I doubt my big old size 8 1/2's would fit into her tiny shoes
usuk2004 Posted:

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Posted by MonkeyLuv
(My delicious, delicious 7-11 coffee...not stirred with some guy's arm)



Okay, look, the cups were not big enough to fit coffee and milk in them, let alone someone's arm!!!!! A finger maybe

But, my Trinidadian friend who worked the truck had more personality than any flunkie slinging joe at Starbucks!!!!!! (or 7-11 for that matter, except for my Dad's 7-11 man-friend Henry He was pretty cool)
wc0143 Posted:

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My brother's name is Henry


And yeah, Felicia, sorry, I only carry sizes 6 1/2 thru 7 1/2.

MonkeyLuv Posted:

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Posted by usuk2004


Posted by MonkeyLuv
(My delicious, delicious 7-11 coffee...not stirred with some guy's arm)



Okay, look, the cups were not big enough to fit coffee and milk in them, let alone someone's arm!!!!! A finger maybe

But, my Trinidadian friend who worked the truck had more personality than any flunkie slinging joe at Starbucks!!!!!! (or 7-11 for that matter, except for my Dad's 7-11 man-friend Henry He was pretty cool)



They don't stir it with their arm in the CUP! That would be ridiculous unless they had some magical tiny people slinging java at those trucks or those pygmy marmoset monkeys that are only 8 inches tall, not including their 7 inch tail. And really if they did have those monkeys making the coffee, I would completely forsake 7-11 in favor of the arm-coffee truck because monkeys are just that cool and necessary. But they don't. At least not in Nassau County.
Anyway, they stir it with their arms in that big VAT!


I ground the coffee beans with my teeth.
wc0143 Posted:

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rolling over his QUOTE at the bottom


(couldn't really make sense of the rest of your gibberish)
FeliciaDA Posted:

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Posted by wc0143

rolling over his QUOTE at the bottom


(couldn't really make sense of the rest of your gibberish)



ok 'I'm not a morning person' is my excuse, but I'm glad I wasn't the only one who was when reading Monkey's post....all I think I got is that the men in the coffee trucks stir the coffee in big vats with their arms , is this correct?

though I love the pics and that he grounds it with his teeth............... brilliant !

DAMN, fire drill time!! Gotta go run up and down the stairs........
usuk2004 Posted:

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Posted by FeliciaDA
DAMN, fire drill time!! Gotta go run up and down the stairs........



Felicia, I didn't know you were in 3rd grade!!!

You must be one of those bad, bad flower girls!!!!!!
MonkeyLuv Posted:

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Yes, the coffee truck guys stir the coffee with their arms and Farah luuuuuuuuuuuurves arm-coffee.

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