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A Spin Off of the 'Nookie Thread'

Original post by JennRenee

How long (if at all ) past the obligatory 6 weeks didyou make your DH wait??

I'm scared stiff... 2 weeks past the 6 and counting!
Samanthas Mom Posted:

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a donkey!!
LMAO
ILT1221 Posted:

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You have me laughing hysterically at work!
Claud2001 Posted:

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Posted by Stacey1403

Can you imagine his face if she made Patrick a rump roast dinner and gave him a donkey

'Here you go sweetie, it's all the a$$ you'll ever need'




OMG, Stacey - I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING!!!
JennRenee Posted:

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Posted by Stacey1403

Can you imagine his face if she made Patrick a rump roast dinner and gave him a donkey

'Here you go sweetie, it's all the a$$ you'll ever need'




OH MY ~ STOP!!!!!!!!!

I have to show him this thread!!!!!
MarcellaBella Posted:

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LMAO!!! You ladies are killing me over here!!!


But in all seriousness, my gf was TERRIFIED to have any relations with her husband after the birth of her son.. She was even afraid to uncross her legs right after the birth b/c she was afraid that something was going to fall out?
bearsbabe_113 Posted:

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MICHELLE, I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Junebride Posted:

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I had a c-secition and I was still scared -
so I completely understand how you must be feeling.
You'll know when the time is right.
Your just not ready.
natasha Posted:

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I missed the first nookie post. I have to say this one thing I can't wait to resume. However, I am terrified. I was cut, plus I had a 4th degree tear which is a tear from the vagina to the rectum.

I praying to have a normal sex life again.
mlp924 Posted:

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Ummmm we never made it to the 6 week mark.................. I couldn't help myself
JennRenee Posted:

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Posted by natasha

However, I am terrified. I was cut, plus I had a 4th degree tear which is a tear from the vagina to the rectum.




YEEEEEOUCH! I had a 3rd degree and that was hell. How are you holding up??
chmlengr Posted:

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Uggh, ladies I feel for you! And you also make me crack up at the same time!!

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