About MOMS.... (cute)
>Subject: Moms
>
>Following are answers by school-age children to the given question:
>Why did God make mothers?
>1.-She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
>2.-Think about it, it was the best way to get more people.
>3.-Mostly to clean the house.
>4.-To help us out of there when we were getting born.
>
>How did God make mothers?
>1.- He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
>2.- Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
>3.- God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used
>bigger parts.
>
>Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
>1.- We're related.
>2.- God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me
>
>What ingredients are mothers made of?
>1- God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice
>in the world and one dab of mean.
>2.-They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string. I think.
>
>What kind of little girl was your mom?
>1.- My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
>2.- I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
>3.- They say she used to be nice.
>
>How did your mom meet your dad?
>1.- Mom was working in a store and dad was shoplifting.
>
>What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
>1.- His last name.
>2.- She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
>Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores.
>
>Why did your mom marry your dad?
>1.- My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
>2.- She got too old to do anything else with him.
>3.- My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
>
>What makes a real woman?
>1.- It means you have to be really bossy without looking bossy.
>Who's the boss at your house?
>1.- Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dads such a goofball.
>2.- Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
>3.- I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
>
>What's the difference between moms and dads?
>1.- Moms work at work and work at home, and dads just got to work at work.
>2.- Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
>3.- Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you gotta ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
>What does your mom do in her spare time?
>1.- Mothers don't do spare time.
>2.-To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
>What's the difference between moms and grandmas?
>1.- About 30 years.
>2.- You can always count on grandmothers for candy. Sometimes moms don't even have bread on them!
>Describe the world's greatest mom?
>1.- She would make broccoli taste like ice cream!
>
>
>Following are answers by school-age children to the given question:
>Why did God make mothers?
>1.-She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
>2.-Think about it, it was the best way to get more people.
>3.-Mostly to clean the house.
>4.-To help us out of there when we were getting born.
>
>How did God make mothers?
>1.- He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
>2.- Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
>3.- God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used
>bigger parts.
>
>Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
>1.- We're related.
>2.- God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me
>
>What ingredients are mothers made of?
>1- God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice
>in the world and one dab of mean.
>2.-They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string. I think.
>
>What kind of little girl was your mom?
>1.- My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
>2.- I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
>3.- They say she used to be nice.
>
>How did your mom meet your dad?
>1.- Mom was working in a store and dad was shoplifting.
>
>What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
>1.- His last name.
>2.- She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
>Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores.
>
>Why did your mom marry your dad?
>1.- My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
>2.- She got too old to do anything else with him.
>3.- My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
>
>What makes a real woman?
>1.- It means you have to be really bossy without looking bossy.
>Who's the boss at your house?
>1.- Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dads such a goofball.
>2.- Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
>3.- I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
>
>What's the difference between moms and dads?
>1.- Moms work at work and work at home, and dads just got to work at work.
>2.- Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
>3.- Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you gotta ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
>What does your mom do in her spare time?
>1.- Mothers don't do spare time.
>2.-To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
>What's the difference between moms and grandmas?
>1.- About 30 years.
>2.- You can always count on grandmothers for candy. Sometimes moms don't even have bread on them!
>Describe the world's greatest mom?
>1.- She would make broccoli taste like ice cream!
>
