Alternative Titles-Repost from 07 Boards

Ok....so I will tell the whole story when I get a chance...but FH makes me want to pull my hair out sometimes. He does not want to ask his brother to be best man. Fine. Although, Peter was his brothers best man in his wedding. And his brother is the type to get hurt about this. So I asked Pete if he can just have two best men, people do it all the time. He said it defeats the title of 'best' man. So we proceeded to argue the definition of best..anyhoo.

Does anyone know of any alternative titles we could give to him to make him feel more special than all the other grooms....I kind of feel he deserves it...but my FH can be quite the DOUCHEBAG when he wants to be

Any help would be appreciated..TIA