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An email joke I just received (wedding related).

taraalissa Posted:

An email joke I just received (wedding related).

A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. 'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?'

A 75-year-old woman in the front row stood up and said, 'Wedding cake'.


I am not terribly amused by it but I thought I would share.
sonia Posted:

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hahaha

IrishTracy Posted:

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LMAO!!! I just sent that to everyone!!!

dino1109 Posted:

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Oh its definitely funny! I've heard it before and passed it on. It doesn't mean WE will end up thinking like that- just laugh
kelly6273 Posted:

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That was so cute!!!
HearzBellz Posted:

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NICE I just sent it to my FH at work & all the guys in the shop are howling!!!!!
shelzyp Posted:

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karen32 Posted:

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112903 Posted:

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It is cute!

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