an example of the emails--vent

Original post by MuchInLuvMichi

Oct 19, 2004 03:26 PM

look at this email i just got...can u tell what bs is on some of these dating sites...

Hi __________
Well, Im gonna start telling you that I know you may receive many letter every day, but this one is gonna be different. At the end of it, you will know.
Let me tell you that the first thing I did was checking your country, and then i saw your face. You are beautiful, but when i´ve read your profile, i knew i had to send you this. Why? For your straight simplicity.
I´m spanish & I live in Málaga. My name´s ----, but since I was 3 years old, everybody call me Willy. I am 28 years old, 1´88 cm, brown eyes, very sweet/funny and the biggest dreamer ever. I work as manager Public Relations in a club in Mallorca, Spain. At the same time, I designe, organise and promouve parties and events for clubs, magazines, celebrations/holidays in cities, and mostly private parties in places like hidroparks, beaches...My last party in a hidropark was great: 7.000 people.
Dont think that i love night. Well, I do, but I considere myself very domestic. There is nothing better than watching a film at warm home, with a special company, or just seat in fron of fire with the same one, and a glass of my best wine. Do you accept a glass of wine with me?? Hahaha.
Well, I live alone, and Im independent. My passion is music, and I think I coldnt live without it and my laptop. My favourites stiles are: R&B, Hip Hop, some independent singers, but most of all, my American Soul: 'Joe, Dru Hill, Jagged Edge, 112, Boyz II Men...' Do you know them?
I love to write.In fact i wrote 2 books, and I love poetry. I hope to have the chance of showing you one day some of my words.
Ok, my dear princess, let me tell you too, that I am very romantic, polite, classic, and I know how to handle different situations. I like to travel, do new things, and innovate with my partner.The problem is that I dont have. And u? At the same time, let me tell you that i can speak six languishes, and Im learning a seventh.
My objective with this letter, is no more that throw away, this bottle with a message of love to the infinite and wide ocean. I hope/wish an answer back from you, cause, without a doubt, my dear princess, it will be worth it. Just give it a chance and you will enjoy the real meaning of passion. I like your profile.
You can catch me too in: ----
I will be waiting your answer, and the dinner too.
One love, princess.
Your angel.

just had to laugh b/c its so insanely generic--no wonder there r so many single men out there

brideinapril Posted: Oct 19, 2004 04:01 PM

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But he speaks 6 languishes! Give him a chance, come on. Give Willy a break.

didianita Posted: Oct 19, 2004 04:02 PM

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MuchInLuvMichi Posted: Oct 19, 2004 04:09 PM

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give willy a break? omg u guys r hysterical lol

don424 Posted: Oct 19, 2004 04:10 PM

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oh man, that was you i sent that to?

FeliciaDA Posted: Oct 19, 2004 04:11 PM

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Posted by don424

oh man, that was you i sent that to?

Ahhhhhhhhhh HA HAA!!

don424 Posted: Oct 19, 2004 04:12 PM

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Hey don't laugh at me. I promouve parties and events too

luvsbob4603 Posted: Oct 19, 2004 04:34 PM

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you can answer him if you want but just be careful. He sounds like someone who would try to be a romancer. . but also keep looking I found my husband on a blinddate I met him at starbucks coffee

ambersmom Posted: Oct 19, 2004 04:41 PM

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Sounds more like he lives in Malarchy instead of malage or some other crap he made up!

DMAG Posted: Oct 19, 2004 05:14 PM

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I don't read the boards too much.... but whenever I see a post by Michi, it's always the first one I go to.

Case in point.........

Now you know if it was one of us guys that received an email like that from a woman, we'd be talking about it for years to come.

This would be me (if I had never met Felicia, of course) 20 years from now with my hairy, overweight, cigar smoking friends playing poker in someone's basement.

Me: 'Guys, back in the day... I had this hot, exotic foreign girl emailing me telling me she loved me. She knew 6 languages and plans parties for celebrities. Did I mention she wanted to show me the real meaning of passion?'

Them: 'Whoooaaaaaaaaaaa, we are not worthy!'

Me: 'Yup, I was quite the stud back in the day. Now let's turn on the World Series game on the TV...I know, the Mets are going to win it for the 7th time in a row...but it's always good for 4 games.'

FeliciaDA Posted: Oct 19, 2004 07:43 PM

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Posted by DMAG

I don't read the boards too much.... but whenever I see a post by Michi, it's always the first one I go to.

Case in point.........

Now you know if it was one of us guys that received an email like that from a woman, we'd be talking about it for years to come.

This would be me (if I had never met Felicia, of course) 20 years from now with my hairy, overweight, cigar smoking friends playing poker in someone's basement.

Me: 'Guys, back in the day... I had this hot, exotic foreign girl emailing me telling me she loved me. She knew 6 languages and plans parties for celebrities. Did I mention she wanted to show me the real meaning of passion?'

Them: 'Whoooaaaaaaaaaaa, we are not worthy!'

Me: 'Yup, I was quite the stud back in the day. Now let's turn on the World Series game on the TV...I know, the Mets are going to win it for the 7th time in a row...but it's always good for 4 games.'

OMG I just saw this My hubby is so craaaazzzzzzzzy

MuchInLuvMichi Posted: Oct 19, 2004 07:47 PM

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anthony im so glad u love my posts!!
felicia ur hubbie is AWEOME!!!

MrsK-in-June05 Posted: Oct 19, 2004 07:57 PM

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hahaha what a freak!! oh oh did you write back?? J/K!!

Danielle&Scott Posted: Oct 20, 2004 09:00 AM

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Michi, I doubt you are going to write him back, but if you do keep in mind this email is probably not even real. Even you thought it sounded generic. When I was a member of Yahoo, I used to get these emails all the time. Most of them were porn sites, or fake email addresses. I would be very wary of these types of emails, and I am sure you are going to get a lot of them. That is why I would beware of certain dating sites that give out your information. I only stuck with match.com and matchmaker.com, and in the end I met Danielle on Match.com.
Scott