an example of the emails--vent

look at this email i just got...can u tell what bs is on some of these dating sites...

Hi __________
Well, Im gonna start telling you that I know you may receive many letter every day, but this one is gonna be different. At the end of it, you will know.
Let me tell you that the first thing I did was checking your country, and then i saw your face. You are beautiful, but when i´ve read your profile, i knew i had to send you this. Why? For your straight simplicity.
I´m spanish & I live in Málaga. My name´s ----, but since I was 3 years old, everybody call me Willy. I am 28 years old, 1´88 cm, brown eyes, very sweet/funny and the biggest dreamer ever. I work as manager Public Relations in a club in Mallorca, Spain. At the same time, I designe, organise and promouve parties and events for clubs, magazines, celebrations/holidays in cities, and mostly private parties in places like hidroparks, beaches...My last party in a hidropark was great: 7.000 people.
Dont think that i love night. Well, I do, but I considere myself very domestic. There is nothing better than watching a film at warm home, with a special company, or just seat in fron of fire with the same one, and a glass of my best wine. Do you accept a glass of wine with me?? Hahaha.
Well, I live alone, and Im independent. My passion is music, and I think I coldnt live without it and my laptop. My favourites stiles are: R&B, Hip Hop, some independent singers, but most of all, my American Soul: 'Joe, Dru Hill, Jagged Edge, 112, Boyz II Men...' Do you know them?
I love to write.In fact i wrote 2 books, and I love poetry. I hope to have the chance of showing you one day some of my words.
Ok, my dear princess, let me tell you too, that I am very romantic, polite, classic, and I know how to handle different situations. I like to travel, do new things, and innovate with my partner.The problem is that I dont have. And u? At the same time, let me tell you that i can speak six languishes, and Im learning a seventh.
My objective with this letter, is no more that throw away, this bottle with a message of love to the infinite and wide ocean. I hope/wish an answer back from you, cause, without a doubt, my dear princess, it will be worth it. Just give it a chance and you will enjoy the real meaning of passion. I like your profile.
You can catch me too in: ----
I will be waiting your answer, and the dinner too.
One love, princess.
Your angel.

just had to laugh b/c its so insanely generic--no wonder there r so many single men out there

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Re: an example of the emails--vent

funny

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inserting vomiting emoticons here:



Where is Málaga, anyhow?? You think he'd travel all the way to the US for a date??

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i have no idea!!! LOL, should i write back and ask him if we can go for some coffeee lol

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Is he kidding???? He lives in Malaga!!!!! Is he planning on having a real loooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg distance relationship???

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Michi, seriously when I was on Yahoo I used to get emails like that ALL the time. Its unfortunate, because it makes the whole process seem hopeless

I didn't think I'd meet my husband online, trust me I was not expecting that at all! But there truly are people who go online because they DO want to meet someone special and do want to have a relationship.. Its hard to believe that, but they are out there in the middle of all the other whackos!

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Hey, he can't be so bad, at least he speaks six languishes!!

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Oh, that is a hoot!

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im glad u r all loving my misery lol..arent u all glad ur married already!!! LOL

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Was there a pic?

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OMG I am LOVING the 'six languishes' thing. he's a KEEPER, Michi!

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C'mon now!! When Michi meets and marries 'Willy' , she is going to remember how much we picked on him at first and will never talk to us again!!!

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LOL ur all so funny!! no there was no pic lol

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OMG he was so funny! I feel bad because most of the things he said translated in Spanish don't sound the same, he really tried!
Michi, malaga is in Spain! my best friend are from Malaga and it's beautiful there!

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LOL!

Michi - I think you should let love find you

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at least i can get a vacation, i feel bad making fun of him cause he does sound sooo sweet but come on now this is not helping me find a bf lol...

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Posted by MuchInLuvMichi

at least i can get a vacation, i feel bad making fun of him cause he does sound sooo sweet but come on now this is not helping me find a bf lol...

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he sounds like he is old too, does he say how old he is?

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I would keep him around for s h i ts and giggles.

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PEOPLE DOES THE AGE REALLY MATTER HE CANT SPEAK ENGLISH WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL