an ode to a special lady and her lady parts.

i couldn't bring myself to post a picture on here of the you know what we looked at you know when that looked like a you know whahoozle.

it was just too intense.

the end.

everyone clap for Ilana, cuz i love her and she has a microwave now and will NOT make it asplode with a sweet potater.

youre such a weirdo...

i'm sure you aren't missing anything. we all have it... you just have to have a boyfriend willing to take pictures of it.