Annoying people on airplane...

Anyone have any stories to share?

Sorry for all the posts -- I'm bored with 2 more hours to go on here.

I'm on flight now...And have the pleasure of being surrounded by the following kinds of people:

1) Weird lady sitting next to me who keeps looking at my screen and when I look at her she turns around. She's in the middle seat, I'm on aisle. When she had to go pee she goes 'Ohh that's what happens when you have a better seat..Sorry to make you move.' Wacko, shoulda just said excuse me.

2) Guy with a accent next to me who keeps cursing underneath his breath at everyone around him

3) Guy in front of me who keeps getting up to stretch.

Another story from a flight a few years ago --- I was on my way to LA...And felt something go up my leg (I was wearing wide sweats...When I shaked my leg, it was a little rat or mouse! SO GROSS!!! I went to the bathroom and used everything to wash my leg.

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Posted by angelscri

Stupid question, How are you getting internet access on the plane? I can never get mine to work.

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I'm on American Airlines - they have WiFi 'gogoinflight' lol - I had to pay like $12 for it I think...well my company is paying for it

I can't recall any crazy stories about being on a plane..but yours are great

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Posted by SoonToBeMrsCali

I can't recall any crazy stories about being on a plane..but yours are great

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ITA!!!

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Posted by adelz

Anyone have any stories to share?

Sorry for all the posts -- I'm bored with 2 more hours to go on here.

I'm on flight now...And have the pleasure of being surrounded by the following kinds of people:

1) Weird lady sitting next to me who keeps looking at my screen and when I look at her she turns around. She's in the middle seat, I'm on aisle. When she had to go pee she goes 'Ohh that's what happens when you have a better seat..Sorry to make you move.' Wacko, shoulda just said excuse me.

2) Guy with a accent next to me who keeps cursing underneath his breath at everyone around him

3) Guy in front of me who keeps getting up to stretch.

Another story from a flight a few years ago --- I was on my way to LA...And felt something go up my leg (I was wearing wide sweats...When I shaked my leg, it was a little rat or mouse! SO GROSS!!! I went to the bathroom and used everything to wash my leg.

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your #2....totally Gutter's Dad!!!

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Posted by anszusterman

your #2....totally Gutter's Dad!!!

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I've flown all over the US and I wouldn't even know where to start with my stories, but I'll give you one...

Family in front of my mom, dad, 3 year old girl. Girl proceeds to kiss her daddy's crotch and says I kissed daddy's penis! Both mom and dad freaked and tried to get her to stop but she just kept saying it. You could tell it was innocent enough, I'm a social worker and my child abuse radar didn't go up. But it was super funny to see mommy and daddy trying to shut their kid up!!! hahaha

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Posted by hiswifey2011

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Posted by anszusterman

your #2....totally Gutter's Dad!!!

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LOVE IT! LOL!

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Posted by Jennielee15

I've flown all over the US and I wouldn't even know where to start with my stories, but I'll give you one...

Family in front of my mom, dad, 3 year old girl. Girl proceeds to kiss her daddy's crotch and says I kissed daddy's penis! Both mom and dad freaked and tried to get her to stop but she just kept saying it. You could tell it was innocent enough, I'm a social worker and my child abuse radar didn't go up. But it was super funny to see mommy and daddy trying to shut their kid up!!! hahaha

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ROFL!

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Posted by Jennielee15

I've flown all over the US and I wouldn't even know where to start with my stories, but I'll give you one...

Family in front of my mom, dad, 3 year old girl. Girl proceeds to kiss her daddy's crotch and says I kissed daddy's penis! Both mom and dad freaked and tried to get her to stop but she just kept saying it. You could tell it was innocent enough, I'm a social worker and my child abuse radar didn't go up. But it was super funny to see mommy and daddy trying to shut their kid up!!! hahaha

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Or the woman who had the middle seat and asked to switch with my aisle seat because she didn't fit in the middle! Not my fault you don't fit, book your tickets correct next time! Of course this was when I was still and alaskan and super nice so I let her take my seat.....I know! I know! I know!!! I used to get walked all over!!!


FH has since taught me to be more of a NYer!

My favorite story was once I was flying from New York to alaska and I had this woman from Africa in the window seat noone in the middle and me on the aisle. She didn't speak english and smelled REALLY bad! She coppied everything I did and kept asking for help with her food and stuff. She didn't know our customs so she needed a lot of prompting. Then I got up to go to the rest room and when I came back she moved over to the middle. The flight was super empty so the flight attendants kept asking me if I wanted to move. I felt so bad for her I couldn't move! The flight attendants all said I had a straight ticket to heaven! Then I heard them say she needed a wheelchair to her next flight in Seattle which was to Alaska!!! I freaked! Fortunately for me she was on a different flight!

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Posted by Jennielee15

I've flown all over the US and I wouldn't even know where to start with my stories, but I'll give you one...

Family in front of my mom, dad, 3 year old girl. Girl proceeds to kiss her daddy's crotch and says I kissed daddy's penis! Both mom and dad freaked and tried to get her to stop but she just kept saying it. You could tell it was innocent enough, I'm a social worker and my child abuse radar didn't go up. But it was super funny to see mommy and daddy trying to shut their kid up!!! hahaha

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hahahhha