Another Joke ..

Before the wedding, The father decided to pass the wisdom to his son, the groom. He said on his first night as husband a wife, he asked his wife to put his pants on. When she did he asked, 'Do they fit' she said 'No'. So the father told his wife 'This is to make sure that she knows who wear the pants in the household'

So, the groom thought this was a great idea. He took of his pants and asked his wife to put them one. He asked her if they fit, she replied no. Than he told her 'Now you know who wears the pants in this house'

Than the wife took off her pants and asked her husband to put those one. Of course her husband replied 'I can't get into your pants'
'Thats right!' she replied, 'you keep talkin like this and you'll never get into my pants!'

Love it!