This is a story game. Each person adds to the story, trying to make it as silly as possible! I will start...
Once upon a time there was a beautiful bride...
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kase21
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and she gasped as she saw it. She picked it up and looked around knowing he had to be close by...
VadersBride2006
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...but all she could find was a beer-bellied slob, an old hag and a gnome...
SuzBride
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now the princess looked at the beer-bellied slob. She was getting old and this was the ONLY man she had seen in about a decade - was she THAT desperate she wondered to herself?
JanuaryBride06
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Then she spotted the poster and asked, 'Where did this come from?'
Formerly hot price/current beer bellied slob cried, 'That's me. That used to f**king be me until, azzhole that I am, walked into that sh1tty azz castle f**king looking for you. But now I have the g--damn curse on me and I f**king can't even muthaf**king talk like a normal human being. F**K!' He let out a deafening blech.
CLMon7906
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pondering her fate with this slob, his mother and brother, she ran as far away as possible in tears b/c she knew that an evil hag had placed a spell on her years ago and on her 30th bday (which was weeks away)....
espresso
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she would turn into an ogre, unless she found a beautiful prince to marry her before the stroke of midnight on her bday
CLMon7906
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..but it was 11:30 and the clock was still ticking...
kase21
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But then a small fairy appeared by her shoulder and said, 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder' and disappeared
VadersBride2006
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'What the Hell does THAT mean?' she thought.
espresso
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Posted by VadersBride2006
'What the Hell does THAT mean?' she thought.
unfortunately she pondered this for too long, and alas, it turned midnight and the princess transformed into a big fat ugly ogre.
VadersBride2006
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and the beer bellied slob took one look at her and fell instantly head over heels in love!
FUTUREBRIDETOKEITH
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she looked at him with that beer belly and she??????????????????
CLMon7906
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tried to run, but her giant ogre feet weren't as nimble as her dainty princess feet had been...
espresso
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and then she remembered what the fairy had said, and being that she just saw Shrek, she figured, 'hey, what do I have to lose?' So she walked back to the prince...
CLMon7906
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But he was gone!
FUTUREBRIDETOKEITH
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she wanted to look for him. where should she start to look
