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who lived on top of a mountain...
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and spent her days brushing her incredibly long, perfect hair while waiting for her even more incredible prince charming FH to arrive...
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She had the hair, the dress, the shoes, the Donna Karan hosiery, but alas...no groom.
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She dreamed of her groom every night. What he would look like, how romantic he was, how he would propose.
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Would he be hairy?
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Would he take her away to his kingdom filled with gardens, wild horses and great wine??
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Suddenly, her daydreams were disrupted by a loud crash outside her window
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She ran to the window and to her dismay saw....
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Miles away, the Prince was stuck in traffic thinking...
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'I am so sick and tired of this rush hour traffic day in and day out! I need a break. Maybe a nice hike in the mountains...'
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As he was hiking he came across to the most beautiful castle he had ever seen
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But when he tried to gain entry to the castle, he was repelled by an evil curse placed over it, by the sorceress OlMaida the Hag!
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The curse was quite brilliant. Any Prince who tried to enter the castle would be turned into a beer bellied, profanity cursing slob - very unprince-ly indeed. What princess could fall in love with a Prince like that?
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our prince, now fat, sloppy and clad in a torn wife-beater with boxers, lamented the sad turn in his fate...
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And with his sad fortune - set off to find the evil Hag who now stood between his love (the ever beautiful princess) and his once handsome self....
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he trekked through the mountains, and as it grew foggier and foggier, he finally saw the dark & dingy cave in which she resides...
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