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another sick joke
mishandgerard Posted: Jun 10, 2003 09:10 PM+
mishandgerard MEMBER SINCE: 2/03 TOTAL POSTS : 2554 WEDDING DATE: Sep 27, 2002
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another sick joke

One day, an old lady went to the store to get some food for her dog.

When she got to the counter to pay, the cashier said she needed proof that the old lady had a dog because some old people have been known to just eat the animal food themselves. So she went home got her puppy, bought it to the store and purchased the dog food.

One week later, she went to get some cat food. Once again the cashier needed proof that the old lady had a cat. So she went home, got her cat, came back and purchased the cat food.

Two weeks later, the old lady walked in the same market to buy something . She held a bag in front of the cashier and told him to put his fingers in the bag and then smell them. When the cashier did, he said, 'It smells like poop!'

The old lady replied, 'Can I buy some toilet paper now?'
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Helene718 Posted: Jun 10, 2003 09:45 PM+
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Re: another sick joke

EEEEEWWWWW!!!!!! That's gross! Funny, but gross!
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Stacey1403 Posted: Jun 10, 2003 09:46 PM+
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Lisa Rose Posted: Jun 10, 2003 09:50 PM+
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OctBride05 Posted: Jun 10, 2003 10:46 PM+
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What-Now Posted: Jun 10, 2003 10:53 PM+
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Re: another sick joke

EEWWWW!LOL I have been trying to find out the endign to this jock for some time! Now I know! I read it somewhere before but it wasn't complete! OY!
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DaniRN Posted: Jun 10, 2003 10:54 PM+
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Marcela1654 Posted: Jun 10, 2003 11:22 PM+
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Diane Posted: Jun 10, 2003 11:28 PM+
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butterfly20 Posted: Jun 10, 2003 11:53 PM+
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ewwwwwwww. thats a nasty one never heard it before..
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Jen2704 Posted: Jun 11, 2003 02:12 AM+
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