Any funny fh's family stories?

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Posted by TM2008

ok i have a story that will def make you laugh... its a little gross so bare with me.....

ok, you see, on my cell phone i have FH listed under a special ring (our wedding song) his cell, work and parents house is under that same ring so very often i just answer it even without looking b/c i know its him calling....

back in january when i got my wisom teeth removed i was on vicodin for like 2 weeks straight... aparently vicodin makes you constipated lol so i hadnt *ahem* made a BM in about 2 1/2 weeks. so one night i FINALLY went number 2 and i was so excited b/c i had been in pain the night before trying to go #2.... so my phone rings and its our wedding song ringtone so i dont even bother to look at my phone and pick up and the first thing i said was 'I JUST TOOK THE BIGGETS S*IT EVER!!!!' AND GUESS WHO IT WAS - FH'S DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when i tell you i almost DIED - thats an understatement!!! thankfully his dad is a really laid back awesome guy who started CRACKING UP lol i was mortified but looking back on it now its funny!!

so there it is.. my embarassing FH family story!!

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Posted by TM2008

ok i have a story that will def make you laugh... its a little gross so bare with me.....

ok, you see, on my cell phone i have FH listed under a special ring (our wedding song) his cell, work and parents house is under that same ring so very often i just answer it even without looking b/c i know its him calling....

back in january when i got my wisom teeth removed i was on vicodin for like 2 weeks straight... aparently vicodin makes you constipated lol so i hadnt *ahem* made a BM in about 2 1/2 weeks. so one night i FINALLY went number 2 and i was so excited b/c i had been in pain the night before trying to go #2.... so my phone rings and its our wedding song ringtone so i dont even bother to look at my phone and pick up and the first thing i said was 'I JUST TOOK THE BIGGETS S*IT EVER!!!!' AND GUESS WHO IT WAS - FH'S DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when i tell you i almost DIED - thats an understatement!!! thankfully his dad is a really laid back awesome guy who started CRACKING UP lol i was mortified but looking back on it now its funny!!

so there it is.. my embarassing FH family story!!

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Posted by TM2008

ok i have a story that will def make you laugh... its a little gross so bare with me.....

ok, you see, on my cell phone i have FH listed under a special ring (our wedding song) his cell, work and parents house is under that same ring so very often i just answer it even without looking b/c i know its him calling....

back in january when i got my wisom teeth removed i was on vicodin for like 2 weeks straight... aparently vicodin makes you constipated lol so i hadnt *ahem* made a BM in about 2 1/2 weeks. so one night i FINALLY went number 2 and i was so excited b/c i had been in pain the night before trying to go #2.... so my phone rings and its our wedding song ringtone so i dont even bother to look at my phone and pick up and the first thing i said was 'I JUST TOOK THE BIGGETS S*IT EVER!!!!' AND GUESS WHO IT WAS - FH'S DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when i tell you i almost DIED - thats an understatement!!! thankfully his dad is a really laid back awesome guy who started CRACKING UP lol i was mortified but looking back on it now its funny!!

so there it is.. my embarassing FH family story!!

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Posted by Jesses Girl

fh's grandfather named his dog 'kitty'
and the bird 'cukadoo'

not kidding.

its very weird to call the dog ' cmon here kitty'

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