Any funny fh's family stories?

ok i have a story that will def make you laugh... its a little gross so bare with me.....

ok, you see, on my cell phone i have FH listed under a special ring (our wedding song) his cell, work and parents house is under that same ring so very often i just answer it even without looking b/c i know its him calling....

back in january when i got my wisom teeth removed i was on vicodin for like 2 weeks straight... aparently vicodin makes you constipated lol so i hadnt *ahem* made a BM in about 2 1/2 weeks. so one night i FINALLY went number 2 and i was so excited b/c i had been in pain the night before trying to go #2.... so my phone rings and its our wedding song ringtone so i dont even bother to look at my phone and pick up and the first thing i said was 'I JUST TOOK THE BIGGETS S*IT EVER!!!!' AND GUESS WHO IT WAS - FH'S DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when i tell you i almost DIED - thats an understatement!!! thankfully his dad is a really laid back awesome guy who started CRACKING UP lol i was mortified but looking back on it now its funny!!

so there it is.. my embarassing FH family story!!

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Posted by TM2008

ok i have a story that will def make you laugh... its a little gross so bare with me.....

ok, you see, on my cell phone i have FH listed under a special ring (our wedding song) his cell, work and parents house is under that same ring so very often i just answer it even without looking b/c i know its him calling....

back in january when i got my wisom teeth removed i was on vicodin for like 2 weeks straight... aparently vicodin makes you constipated lol so i hadnt *ahem* made a BM in about 2 1/2 weeks. so one night i FINALLY went number 2 and i was so excited b/c i had been in pain the night before trying to go #2.... so my phone rings and its our wedding song ringtone so i dont even bother to look at my phone and pick up and the first thing i said was 'I JUST TOOK THE BIGGETS S*IT EVER!!!!' AND GUESS WHO IT WAS - FH'S DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when i tell you i almost DIED - thats an understatement!!! thankfully his dad is a really laid back awesome guy who started CRACKING UP lol i was mortified but looking back on it now its funny!!

so there it is.. my embarassing FH family story!!

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that is HISTERICAL!!!!

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Posted by TM2008

ok i have a story that will def make you laugh... its a little gross so bare with me.....

ok, you see, on my cell phone i have FH listed under a special ring (our wedding song) his cell, work and parents house is under that same ring so very often i just answer it even without looking b/c i know its him calling....

back in january when i got my wisom teeth removed i was on vicodin for like 2 weeks straight... aparently vicodin makes you constipated lol so i hadnt *ahem* made a BM in about 2 1/2 weeks. so one night i FINALLY went number 2 and i was so excited b/c i had been in pain the night before trying to go #2.... so my phone rings and its our wedding song ringtone so i dont even bother to look at my phone and pick up and the first thing i said was 'I JUST TOOK THE BIGGETS S*IT EVER!!!!' AND GUESS WHO IT WAS - FH'S DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when i tell you i almost DIED - thats an understatement!!! thankfully his dad is a really laid back awesome guy who started CRACKING UP lol i was mortified but looking back on it now its funny!!

so there it is.. my embarassing FH family story!!

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that is one heck of a story!!!

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Posted by TM2008

ok i have a story that will def make you laugh... its a little gross so bare with me.....

ok, you see, on my cell phone i have FH listed under a special ring (our wedding song) his cell, work and parents house is under that same ring so very often i just answer it even without looking b/c i know its him calling....

back in january when i got my wisom teeth removed i was on vicodin for like 2 weeks straight... aparently vicodin makes you constipated lol so i hadnt *ahem* made a BM in about 2 1/2 weeks. so one night i FINALLY went number 2 and i was so excited b/c i had been in pain the night before trying to go #2.... so my phone rings and its our wedding song ringtone so i dont even bother to look at my phone and pick up and the first thing i said was 'I JUST TOOK THE BIGGETS S*IT EVER!!!!' AND GUESS WHO IT WAS - FH'S DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when i tell you i almost DIED - thats an understatement!!! thankfully his dad is a really laid back awesome guy who started CRACKING UP lol i was mortified but looking back on it now its funny!!

so there it is.. my embarassing FH family story!!

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That seriously just made me laugh out loud! WOW that's funny! Glad he's laid back enough to laugh with you about it! that's great!

HAHAHAHAHA im glad i was able to make everyone's afternoons better lololol

yeah FH said that his dad couldnt stop laughing for DAYS after it happened hahaa

okay, i have one but not as funny as tm2008...

fh loves to play around... one day, we were in my parents house (in my room) and he was pretending we were having heavy s*x. i was laughing at him and opened the door because i was going to get something. he continued what he was doing while i was in the hallway and my mom saw him... good thing my mom is a bit slow and thought that he was just dancing. so my mom danced too!!!

fh was soo mad at me!

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Posted by graezie

okay, i have one but not as funny as tm2008...

fh loves to play around... one day, we were in my parents house (in my room) and he was pretending we were having heavy s*x. i was laughing at him and opened the door because i was going to get something. he continued what he was doing while i was in the hallway and my mom saw him... good thing my mom is a bit slow and thought that he was just dancing. so my mom danced too!!!

fh was soo mad at me!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fh would have been horrified and mad at me too lololol

FH told me that his mother (fmil) told him to read up some books about sex and the female anatomy so that he could 'please me' on our honeymoon!

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Posted by GinaBambina88

FH told me that his mother (fmil) told him to read up some books about sex and the female anatomy so that he could 'please me' on our honeymoon!

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LOLOL thats great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by GinaBambina88

FH told me that his mother (fmil) told him to read up some books about sex and the female anatomy so that he could 'please me' on our honeymoon!

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OMG!!!

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Posted by GinaBambina88

FH told me that his mother (fmil) told him to read up some books about sex and the female anatomy so that he could 'please me' on our honeymoon!

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That's great!!!

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Posted by TM2008

ok i have a story that will def make you laugh... its a little gross so bare with me.....

ok, you see, on my cell phone i have FH listed under a special ring (our wedding song) his cell, work and parents house is under that same ring so very often i just answer it even without looking b/c i know its him calling....

back in january when i got my wisom teeth removed i was on vicodin for like 2 weeks straight... aparently vicodin makes you constipated lol so i hadnt *ahem* made a BM in about 2 1/2 weeks. so one night i FINALLY went number 2 and i was so excited b/c i had been in pain the night before trying to go #2.... so my phone rings and its our wedding song ringtone so i dont even bother to look at my phone and pick up and the first thing i said was 'I JUST TOOK THE BIGGETS S*IT EVER!!!!' AND GUESS WHO IT WAS - FH'S DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOW, I think I just pee'd a little, j/k

when i tell you i almost DIED - thats an understatement!!! thankfully his dad is a really laid back awesome guy who started CRACKING UP lol i was mortified but looking back on it now its funny!!

so there it is.. my embarassing FH family story!!

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thats sooooo funny!!!!!!

i have one!

the first few times i met FFIL i was deathly affraid of him! hes a scary man and still can be at times! he can just be very rude.. anyway he has a twin brother who has almost the complete opposite personality (which mind you at the time i didnt know he had a twin).. anyway i was over there with a bunch of people for a party i thought i was fine didnt drink to much and didnt know his parents would be coming home and they were ok with us drinking in the back yard.. so the night goes on and next thing i know Mr. D is at the door so im trying to hide my beer and go over to say hello make 'nice nice' so i do so.. and then i go back to the party... when i tell you not more then 10 min later what i thought was Mr.D was back and he was saying hello to everyone all over again.. i didnt think i had drank that much that i would be so confused.. so i went over and did the whole thing over again... then i went over to FH and i was like WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!??!?! and he started busting out laughing and then i saw them both together and his dad says got ya! i felt like such an @ss!!! but its still really funny!!!

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Posted by Soon2BMrsD

thats sooooo funny!!!!!!

i have one!

the first few times i met FFIL i was deathly affraid of him! hes a scary man and still can be at times! he can just be very rude.. anyway he has a twin brother who has almost the complete opposite personality (which mind you at the time i didnt know he had a twin).. anyway i was over there with a bunch of people for a party i thought i was fine didnt drink to much and didnt know his parents would be coming home and they were ok with us drinking in the back yard.. so the night goes on and next thing i know Mr. D is at the door so im trying to hide my beer and go over to say hello make 'nice nice' so i do so.. and then i go back to the party... when i tell you not more then 10 min later what i thought was Mr.D was back and he was saying hello to everyone all over again.. i didnt think i had drank that much that i would be so confused.. so i went over and did the whole thing over again... then i went over to FH and i was like WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!??!?! and he started busting out laughing and then i saw them both together and his dad says got ya! i felt like such an @ss!!! but its still really funny!!!

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Posted by Soon2BMrsD

thats sooooo funny!!!!!!

i have one!

the first few times i met FFIL i was deathly affraid of him! hes a scary man and still can be at times! he can just be very rude.. anyway he has a twin brother who has almost the complete opposite personality (which mind you at the time i didnt know he had a twin).. anyway i was over there with a bunch of people for a party i thought i was fine didnt drink to much and didnt know his parents would be coming home and they were ok with us drinking in the back yard.. so the night goes on and next thing i know Mr. D is at the door so im trying to hide my beer and go over to say hello make 'nice nice' so i do so.. and then i go back to the party... when i tell you not more then 10 min later what i thought was Mr.D was back and he was saying hello to everyone all over again.. i didnt think i had drank that much that i would be so confused.. so i went over and did the whole thing over again... then i went over to FH and i was like WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!??!?! and he started busting out laughing and then i saw them both together and his dad says got ya! i felt like such an @ss!!! but its still really funny!!!

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