Anyone know any good jokes?

Why is six afraid of seven?


Because seven ate (eight) nine.

I know, I know, seventh grade joke.
but I bet I made you laugh

a horse walks into a bar..

the bartender says, 'why the long face?'

A SANDWICH WALKED INTO A BAR
HE ASKS FOR A BEER

BARTENDER SAYS 'SORRY, WE DONT SERVE FOOD HERE'

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Posted by Preshy7

A SANDWICH WALKED INTO A BAR
HE ASKS FOR A BEER

BARTENDER SAYS 'SORRY, WE DONT SERVE FOOD HERE'

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No, you didn't just steal my next joke!!!!!

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Posted by Blu-ize

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Posted by Preshy7

A SANDWICH WALKED INTO A BAR
HE ASKS FOR A BEER

BARTENDER SAYS 'SORRY, WE DONT SERVE FOOD HERE'

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No, you didn't just steal my next joke!!!!!

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lol great minds think alike

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Posted by Preshy7

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Posted by Blu-ize

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Posted by Preshy7

A SANDWICH WALKED INTO A BAR
HE ASKS FOR A BEER

BARTENDER SAYS 'SORRY, WE DONT SERVE FOOD HERE'

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No, you didn't just steal my next joke!!!!!

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lol great minds think alike

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ok, ok, I have another corny one:

What do you call a fish with 2 knees?


A tu- knee- fish

I crack myself up!

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Posted by Blu-ize

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Posted by Preshy7

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Posted by Blu-ize

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Posted by Preshy7

A SANDWICH WALKED INTO A BAR
HE ASKS FOR A BEER

BARTENDER SAYS 'SORRY, WE DONT SERVE FOOD HERE'

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No, you didn't just steal my next joke!!!!!

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lol great minds think alike

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ok, ok, I have another corny one:

What do you call a fish with 2 knees?


A tu- knee- fish

I crack myself up!

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cute!

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Posted by johnsae

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Posted by Blu-ize

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Posted by Preshy7

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Posted by Blu-ize

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Posted by Preshy7

A SANDWICH WALKED INTO A BAR
HE ASKS FOR A BEER

BARTENDER SAYS 'SORRY, WE DONT SERVE FOOD HERE'

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No, you didn't just steal my next joke!!!!!

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lol great minds think alike

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ok, ok, I have another corny one:

What do you call a fish with 2 knees?


A tu- knee- fish

I crack myself up!

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cute!

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Glad I could help...I have more corny ones..feel free to use them at will...

A man goes into a lawyer's office and says, 'I heard people have sued the tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer, and McDonald's for making them fat.'

The lawyer says, 'Yes, that's true.'

The man says, 'Well, I'm interested in suing too.'

The lawyer says, 'Okay, McDonald's, or the tobacco companies?'

The man says,

'Neither, I'm suing Budweiser for all the ugly people I've slept with.'

Did you hear A&P and Stop & Shop are merging??

They're calling it Stop & P