anyone totally embarassed...

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Posted by ANT-N-BON-09

nighty girls...xoxo

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Gnite

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Posted by ANT-N-BON-09

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Posted by lizzzie35

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Posted by UKsunshine

OMG not me....I can do ANYTHING in front of him........I even had to go really bad one time and he was taking a shower.....and oh well.......he was thanking Glade for their help in the situation

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OMG this thread has me in tears!!!

But you bring up a good point. I had this awful stomach virus in August where stuff was coming out from every part of my body and he was there for me. It's funny though b/c we were having this conversation with the FIL's last night!

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holy poop! Thats the funniest thing i have heard all day, i am crying! God, i really am so lucky to have you guys sometimes!

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I'll be here all night! Tip your waitress on the way out.

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Posted by yngcpl92203

Not to mention I dont think she took what i said in a mean way either considering she responded to me. but thanks

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Seemed mean when i first read it... that was my gut reaction but i can see how it could be said jokingly

i was that way with my ex-fiance for a long time, but then i was like 'this mothereffer moved into MY house, i'm not changing my SHlT schedule for anyone.' lol

josh on the other hand... well i would say he farts in front of me (and ON me for that matter) at least 10 times a day, so im fairly sure when the time comes i'll be okay with pooping while hes there. lol

If we're in bed and our butts are against each other and he tells me he has to fart, I tell him to turn over ASAP b/c I don't want it to go up my butt

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Posted by lizzzie35



If we're in bed and our butts are against each other and he tells me he has to fart, I tell him to turn over ASAP b/c I don't want it to go up my butt

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at least you get a warning... fh thinks its funny to press up against me and do it.... then preceeds to aks me if i felt the vibration

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Posted by FuTuRe MrS MaZz

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Posted by lizzzie35



If we're in bed and our butts are against each other and he tells me he has to fart, I tell him to turn over ASAP b/c I don't want it to go up my butt

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at least you get a warning... fh thinks its funny to press up against me and do it.... then preceeds to aks me if i felt the vibration

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seriously... i dont get a freaking warning. this is what i get..

him: 'sorry about that...'
me: 'sorry about what??
him: 'you'll find out.'
me: 'HOLY MARY MOTHER OF PANCAKES WHAT DID YOU EAT?!?'

ETA: or the best, and i cant believe i forgot this... is when its silent, and he doesnt say anything, and i dont wanna say anything, but then i gag because its so bad (this happened tonight... several times...)

Oh. My. God.

I'm about to pee in my pants!!!!!!!!

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Posted by mdawg

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Posted by FuTuRe MrS MaZz

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Posted by lizzzie35



If we're in bed and our butts are against each other and he tells me he has to fart, I tell him to turn over ASAP b/c I don't want it to go up my butt

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at least you get a warning... fh thinks its funny to press up against me and do it.... then preceeds to aks me if i felt the vibration

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seriously... i dont get a freaking warning. this is what i get..

him: 'sorry about that...'
me: 'sorry about what??
him: 'you'll find out.'
me: 'HOLY MARY MOTHER OF PANCAKES WHAT DID YOU EAT?!?'

ETA: or the best, and i cant believe i forgot this... is when its silent, and he doesnt say anything, and i dont wanna say anything, but then i gag because its so bad (this happened tonight... several times...)

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LOL I absolutely love the realness!!!!! i gew up in that kinda crazy household and it just seem so 'normal' to me

I have Crohn's -- so.... nope!

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Posted by FuTuRe MrS MaZz

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Posted by mdawg

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Posted by FuTuRe MrS MaZz

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Posted by lizzzie35



If we're in bed and our butts are against each other and he tells me he has to fart, I tell him to turn over ASAP b/c I don't want it to go up my butt

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at least you get a warning... fh thinks its funny to press up against me and do it.... then preceeds to aks me if i felt the vibration

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seriously... i dont get a freaking warning. this is what i get..

him: 'sorry about that...'
me: 'sorry about what??
him: 'you'll find out.'
me: 'HOLY MARY MOTHER OF PANCAKES WHAT DID YOU EAT?!?'

ETA: or the best, and i cant believe i forgot this... is when its silent, and he doesnt say anything, and i dont wanna say anything, but then i gag because its so bad (this happened tonight... several times...)

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LOL I absolutely love the realness!!!!! i gew up in that kinda crazy household and it just seem so 'normal' to me

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OR, the other best is when he blames it on ME! he'll lay one out, and i'll be like 'josh... seriously? lets plug that up.' and hes like 'no, that wasnt me...it had to be you. it was a real stinker. you should get that checked out.'

freakin lunatic.

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Posted by FuTuRe MrS MaZz

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Posted by mdawg

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Posted by FuTuRe MrS MaZz

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Posted by lizzzie35



If we're in bed and our butts are against each other and he tells me he has to fart, I tell him to turn over ASAP b/c I don't want it to go up my butt

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at least you get a warning... fh thinks its funny to press up against me and do it.... then preceeds to aks me if i felt the vibration

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seriously... i dont get a freaking warning. this is what i get..

him: 'sorry about that...'
me: 'sorry about what??
him: 'you'll find out.'
me: 'HOLY MARY MOTHER OF PANCAKES WHAT DID YOU EAT?!?'

ETA: or the best, and i cant believe i forgot this... is when its silent, and he doesnt say anything, and i dont wanna say anything, but then i gag because its so bad (this happened tonight... several times...)

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LOL I absolutely love the realness!!!!! i gew up in that kinda crazy household and it just seem so 'normal' to me

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My mom still yells at me if I burp

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Posted by ANT-N-BON-09

i never was with anyone! I have been with him 6 years! Its getiing terrible,lol.

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Have you been holding it in for 6 years???? You are going to burst!!!

Awww Bonnie ... You are going to be married soon and I'm sure he knows you go to the bathroom, so just shut the door, turn on the radio and light a candle. You'll be fine

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Posted by mdawg

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Posted by FuTuRe MrS MaZz

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Posted by lizzzie35



If we're in bed and our butts are against each other and he tells me he has to fart, I tell him to turn over ASAP b/c I don't want it to go up my butt

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at least you get a warning... fh thinks its funny to press up against me and do it.... then preceeds to aks me if i felt the vibration

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seriously... i dont get a freaking warning. this is what i get..

him: 'sorry about that...'
me: 'sorry about what??
him: 'you'll find out.'
me: 'HOLY MARY MOTHER OF PANCAKES WHAT DID YOU EAT?!?'

ETA: or the best, and i cant believe i forgot this... is when its silent, and he doesnt say anything, and i dont wanna say anything, but then i gag because its so bad (this happened tonight... several times...)

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Hahaha FH thinks farting is the funniest thing ever, and since he broke the seal [of farting in front of me] like a year ago he has not stopped. Sometimes I laugh and other times I'm like come on. He even tries to blame it on my dog. That *******

That is tooooo funny!!! God I'm sure FH wished I would hold it in!! I'm just as bad as he is with farting, those his stink!!! lol And forget about pooping, I can poop when he's in the bathroom with me. But I do remember the days when we couldn't do that...and I remember when we first started dating and a little fart came out when I sat on his lap and I played it off like i was making noises with my mouth...hahaha yeahhhh didn't work though

heck no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he has no shame whatsoever when it comes to that...i am very discreet about it, but he teases me.


it's natural!