anyone totally embarassed...

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Posted by FuTuRe MrS MaZz

Ris... Vin farts on me... I try to fart on him but i cant do it on cue.... LOL We have a healthy relationship

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tim dutch ovens me at night somtimes

I was at first, but I got over it very quickly when I realized it's more important to let it out than hold it in.

An easy way to do it without feeling embarrassed, wait till he's not near the bathroom, or maybe when he's in another room. Run the shower too!!!

OMGGGGG girl!!!! you're gonna have some serious gastrointestinal problems by your first anniversary if you keep feeling like that!!!!

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Posted by FuTuRe MrS MaZz

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Posted by lizzzie35



If we're in bed and our butts are against each other and he tells me he has to fart, I tell him to turn over ASAP b/c I don't want it to go up my butt

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at least you get a warning... fh thinks its funny to press up against me and do it.... then preceeds to aks me if i felt the vibration

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seriously... i dont get a freaking warning. this is what i get..

him: 'sorry about that...'
me: 'sorry about what??
him: 'you'll find out.'
me: 'HOLY MARY MOTHER OF PANCAKES WHAT DID YOU EAT?!?'

ETA: or the best, and i cant believe i forgot this... is when its silent, and he doesnt say anything, and i dont wanna say anything, but then i gag because its so bad (this happened tonight... several times...)

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Hahaha FH thinks farting is the funniest thing ever, and since he broke the seal [of farting in front of me] like a year ago he has not stopped. Sometimes I laugh and other times I'm like come on. He even tries to blame it on my dog. That *******

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FH does the same stuff!!!!! i'm like u got to be kidding me... his favortie though is the 'dutch oven' i want to die sometimes hahaha

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Posted by UKsunshine

OMG not me....I can do ANYTHING in front of him........I even had to go really bad one time and he was taking a shower.....and oh well.......he was thanking Glade for their help in the situation

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OMG this is the best post UKsunshine lol!!!!! I can't stop laughing lol!!!

LOL! This is the best post ever! You girls crack me up!
I totally feel your pain. I hate pooping when FH is home. He sits by the bathroom door and listens. If I fart, for get it! He tells all his friends and family!! I swear he's 30 going on 12!

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Posted by JackieV

i dont know how u could hold it in?!?!?!! i do it if he is around.... we have been on vacation together millions of times.. i dont think i could hold it in for a week.

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on vacation..... oh, you have no idea, i suffer!! I send him on all these errands and make him stay out for at least an hour.

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I felt like this when we went on vacation when we first starting dating but got over it. We live together now and I'm totally and completely comfortable around him now. Everybody poops. It's not like the only reason he wants to marry you is because he thinks that you dont ever use the bathroom. You'll get used to it eventually.

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Posted by MrsDtoBe09

[Everybody poops. It's not like the only reason he wants to marry you is because he thinks that you dont ever use the bathroom. .

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i used to be....omg...exactly the same way ..hahah..it is the worst...i mean its really not good for you....
now i dont care..we lived together for almost a year...he can sit next to me and talk to me if he wants to !!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahhaa

Speaking of holding it in- I have a story.

When I was going to Nassau, I used to be afraid to poop in public bathrooms. One day, I held it in for like 6 hours. My stomach was KILLLING me! I was sitting in class and I started crying. I couldn't walk. I couldn't move. They had to get a wheelchair for me. They took me to the nurse. She gave me Pepto and I went home. I pooped and felt better.

This is the prime example of why you DON'T HOLD IT IN

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Posted by flairforfashion

Speaking of holding it in- I have a story.

When I was going to Nassau, I used to be afraid to poop in public bathrooms. One day, I held it in for like 6 hours. My stomach was KILLLING me! I was sitting in class and I started crying. I couldn't walk. I couldn't move. They had to get a wheelchair for me. They took me to the nurse. She gave me Pepto and I went home. I pooped and felt better.

This is the prime example of why you DON'T HOLD IT IN

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Thats so funny! You must have been so embaressed!

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Posted by GT143EA

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Posted by flairforfashion

Speaking of holding it in- I have a story.

When I was going to Nassau, I used to be afraid to poop in public bathrooms. One day, I held it in for like 6 hours. My stomach was KILLLING me! I was sitting in class and I started crying. I couldn't walk. I couldn't move. They had to get a wheelchair for me. They took me to the nurse. She gave me Pepto and I went home. I pooped and felt better.

This is the prime example of why you DON'T HOLD IT IN

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Thats so funny! You must have been so embaressed!

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I really was. I think I lied to my class the next time and told them I had cramps. I don't remember what I said but I wasn't going to tell them I couldn't sh*t in public! Now, I go when I have to go. I flush and flush so know one knows when I am in a public restroom.

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Posted by GT143EA

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Posted by flairforfashion

Speaking of holding it in- I have a story.

When I was going to Nassau, I used to be afraid to poop in public bathrooms. One day, I held it in for like 6 hours. My stomach was KILLLING me! I was sitting in class and I started crying. I couldn't walk. I couldn't move. They had to get a wheelchair for me. They took me to the nurse. She gave me Pepto and I went home. I pooped and felt better.

This is the prime example of why you DON'T HOLD IT IN

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Thats so funny! You must have been so embaressed!

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I really was. I think I lied to my class the next time and told them I had cramps. I don't remember what I said but I wasn't going to tell them I couldn't sh*t in public! Now, I go when I have to go. I flush and flush so know one knows when I am in a public restroom.

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yessss the good ol 100x flush so you dont stink it up... been there myself

Hey Bon, check this out:

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Posted by GT143EA

LOL! This is the best post ever! You girls crack me up!
I totally feel your pain. I hate pooping when FH is home. He sits by the bathroom door and listens. If I fart, for get it! He tells all his friends and family!! I swear he's 30 going on 12!

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That's why I don't want to do it in front of him... he'll run downstairs and tell his whole family!!!!!

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Posted by flairforfashion

Speaking of holding it in- I have a story.

When I was going to Nassau, I used to be afraid to poop in public bathrooms. One day, I held it in for like 6 hours. My stomach was KILLLING me! I was sitting in class and I started crying. I couldn't walk. I couldn't move. They had to get a wheelchair for me. They took me to the nurse. She gave me Pepto and I went home. I pooped and felt better.

This is the prime example of why you DON'T HOLD IT IN

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