Apprentice Erin story, upon request

QUOTE]Posted by tray831

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Posted by 12-3Princess

You guys hate Erin? Ha, picture me, I had to go to college with her and was sorority sisters with her... she's horrendous...

All I have to say is: As a former beauty queen, I know what a crown is - but I don't know what crown molding is.'

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She's really that horrendous in real life???? That is too freakin funny

Tell us stories....

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OK - where to begin . . . in my opinon and the opinion of many others that know her, she wss just the fakest girl who had to put on this act all the time... and she has the biggest ego (and I really don't know why)
What kind of stories do you want to hear?

1. She came to college and told us she was a virgin - ummm, not saying whether that's true or not, draw your own conclusions, but let's just say, I personally was of the opinion that that was doubtful.

2. She wanted to date a guy I was seeing and into - she's a year younger than me and wanted to join my sorority so she went around acting all innocent and naive and sweet and tearful telling everyone she was 'scared' of me and really wanted to be in my sorority and was scared to date this guy for fear of upsetting me . . . Of course, all this time she had begun dating him anyway, despite having made herself look good by 'asking' my permission (as if I could say 'no' and make myself look stupid... that said, don't worry, I got her back and hooked up with her ex ) Anyway, she just tries to look all sweet and innocent and babyish when she's really a manipulative, egotistical little ___, IN MY OPINION...

3. She talked in baby talk quite frequently, need I say more?

4. She was tall, thin, and quite flat-chested... so she decided to get the fake ones you see today- one of her first nights out after the surgery, she made a comment like 'See, NOW I'm perfect.' in the bar

5. She referred to herself (and still does, because she had it up on her WEBSITE a few weeks ago) as the perfect combination of beauty and brains

6. She referred to all nouns with the word 'the' in front of it... It was so annoying... Like SO annoying. Like, with the guy I was dating, Let's say his name was Joe (it wasn't really Joe)... She referred to him as 'the Joe' she referred to a great deal of people, places and things as 'The ___' and called herself The Erin...