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ATTN: RAUNCHERS - WE GOT CALLED OUT

Collweenie21 Posted:

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Speaking of, anyone ever go to a passion party? One of my friends is hosting one around Valentines day!
MikeandJess Posted:

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HAHHA and they start 9:30 am!

AMGBride2008 Posted:

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GO US!!!!!!
AMGBride2008 Posted:

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Posted by Collweenie21


Speaking of, anyone ever go to a passion party? One of my friends is hosting one around Valentines day!



We were throwing out the idea of having a 2008 passion party GTG!!!!
Collweenie21 Posted:

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Yeess... I like that idea.

DavaDay Posted:

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I'd go!

Belongs2DanBuckley Posted:

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OMG- I'm so pissed I missed these threads today!!!!!
LT708 Posted:

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OMG, i went to one two weeks ago and i won a vibrator as soon as we walked in Go me!!!! It was so much fun though. and we brought over some homeade cookies in the shape of the 'man part' They were a hit!
ant n tilde Posted:

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yay for 08 girls

seriously i wont even stay up for FH but i am going to try SUPER hard to stay up for hte raunch fest - i love reading it in the morning lol
sugarkube4 Posted:

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see.. you may get raunchy late nights.. but you guys should stop over and see our Freaky Fridays!!!!
SoontobeMrsH Posted:

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Posted by Collweenie21


Speaking of, anyone ever go to a passion party? One of my friends is hosting one around Valentines day!



Yes I am soo merked by imitatio penis, so I bought overpriced shavig cream
SoontobeMrsH Posted:

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Posted by sugarkube4

see.. you may get raunchy late nights.. but you guys should stop over and see our Freaky Fridays!!!!



I'll check it out next friday
Chrissywish Posted:

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Posted by LT708

OMG, i went to one two weeks ago and i won a vibrator as soon as we walked in Go me!!!! It was so much fun though. and we brought over some homeade cookies in the shape of the 'man part' They were a hit!



Lisa the first one I went to i won one too!!!!
MikeandJess Posted:

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I had one at my house and cinnamon flavored titty warming lube got lost under the couch (I don't know how) and it opened and we got ants. Sorry for the original raunchers who have heard this story twice now but it was too good not to share w/ the newcomers

TheFutureMrsM Posted:

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a Raunchy GTG sounds great

ant n tilde Posted:

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Posted by Mike & Jess

I had one at my house and cinnamon flavored titty warming lube got lost under the couch (I don't know how) and it opened and we got ants. Sorry for the original raunchers who have heard this story twice now but it was too good not to share w/ the newcomers



LMAO that is too funny!
ant n tilde Posted:

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ok i have to share this story - god i hope no one reads this LOL

its just too good not to share with you girls. . .

there is this toy superstore in key west - its HUGE. . . so FH and i are on vacation so of course i am more daring then i would be here. . . and i get this super deluxe vibrator. . .its not huge or anything it just has an assortment of 'attachments' its a jenna jameson one. . . so i am kind of embarassed bc its all these OLD couples around us from teh cruise ships - talking dirty to eachother!!! so i go up to the register and the guy goes 'since u cant return this we have to test it to make sure that it works' so i am like and FH WALKS AWAY. . . he wants to open it and put batteries in to test it. . . .so he CANT OPEN IT - HE CALLS OVER TWO OTHER WORKERS who are trying to pry this thing open. . . he already rang it up and it was the last one so i didnt want to cause trouble by returning it so i just stood there. . . now there is a huge line behind me and they are like 'WE CANNOT OPEN IT!' i am literally DYING - finally they open it and turn it on and then they cant turn it off!!!!!!!!!! its stuck. . . so now its a huge commotion!! after a few hours ( ok maybe 10 minutes) they open it up and take the batteries out and then hand it to me to put back in the box. . . the guy notices its all fingerprints and stuff so he iis like wait let me clean it - and he gets this special cleaner and he is like sitting there caressing it!!!!!!!!!!!!

it was probably the most embarassing experience of my life!!!!!!!

how funny is that? that was my first every experience with a toy!!
MikeandJess Posted:

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HAHA you should sell the rights to that story, it sounds like it came straight out of American Pie or something like that

Chrissywish Posted:

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Posted by ant n tilde

ok i have to share this story - god i hope no one reads this LOL

its just too good not to share with you girls. . .

there is this toy superstore in key west - its HUGE. . . so FH and i are on vacation so of course i am more daring then i would be here. . . and i get this super deluxe vibrator. . .its not huge or anything it just has an assortment of 'attachments' its a jenna jameson one. . . so i am kind of embarassed bc its all these OLD couples around us from teh cruise ships - talking dirty to eachother!!! so i go up to the register and the guy goes 'since u cant return this we have to test it to make sure that it works' so i am like and FH WALKS AWAY. . . he wants to open it and put batteries in to test it. . . .so he CANT OPEN IT - HE CALLS OVER TWO OTHER WORKERS who are trying to pry this thing open. . . he already rang it up and it was the last one so i didnt want to cause trouble by returning it so i just stood there. . . now there is a huge line behind me and they are like 'WE CANNOT OPEN IT!' i am literally DYING - finally they open it and turn it on and then they cant turn it off!!!!!!!!!! its stuck. . . so now its a huge commotion!! after a few hours ( ok maybe 10 minutes) they open it up and take the batteries out and then hand it to me to put back in the box. . . the guy notices its all fingerprints and stuff so he iis like wait let me clean it - and he gets this special cleaner and he is like sitting there caressing it!!!!!!!!!!!!

it was probably the most embarassing experience of my life!!!!!!!

how funny is that? that was my first every experience with a toy!!




That is hilarious....I took FH to the toy store one day cause I wanted to look for some fun presents for a shower (nothing too embarrassing cause i dont want that at mine) and he was so scared to go....so we finally walk in and he's looking around and goes oh this isn't too bad....so i'm looking for what i need and i go to leave, and he couldn't believe the selection of porn (and thought it was even funnier to see what the people around him were getting)

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