Back door??

Original post by beachbum05

Nov 15, 2006 10:22 PM

How do you feel about it?

I can't keep a straight face when we make this stuff up. Really.

AMGBride2008 Posted: Nov 16, 2006 08:18 PM

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Wanna hear a funny story, wanna? Ya wanna???

LuvMyAlfonse Posted: Nov 16, 2006 08:19 PM

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Posted by AMGBride2008

Wanna hear a funny story, wanna? Ya wanna???

ooooo oooo I DO, I DO!!!!

MissO22 Posted: Nov 16, 2006 08:20 PM

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yes mee too!!

AMGBride2008 Posted: Nov 16, 2006 08:22 PM

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STORY TIIIIIME!

In college, there was this girl in our circle of friends... we'll call her T. Well, T was notorious for taking it up the dooper. She did it many a-time, with no shame. Well, we were all at a park not far from campus bbq-ing and having a grand ol' time when T all of a sudden went into a tizzy about how someone HAD to take her home. Well, apparantly, the hot dogs weren't sitting well and she had to doop doop and needed to RUSH home. She barely made it. Because of all of the butt humping she'd done, she had a hard time keeping the poop shoot closed until it was safe to unleash. Ohhhhhh LOOOOOOOOOOORD!

MissO22 Posted: Nov 16, 2006 08:25 PM

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eeww..ouch...lol

i once heard of this girl who did it so often that her intestines came out her butthole...

...now im not so sure this is a true story, but gross nonetheless

LuvMyAlfonse Posted: Nov 16, 2006 08:25 PM

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OH SNAP! (yeah, I said snap).

Oh lawdy, lawdy, lawdy. My word!

And that's why it's exit only for me.

AMGBride2008 Posted: Nov 16, 2006 08:26 PM

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Posted by LuvMyAlfonse

OH SNAP! (yeah, I said snap).

Oh lawdy, lawdy, lawdy. My word!

And that's why it's exit only for me.

Werd!

And I've heard about the intestine thing too... Ouch!

megzzie Posted: Nov 16, 2006 08:29 PM

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ouch!! that's serious

beachbum05 Posted: Nov 16, 2006 08:31 PM

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cork it up, baby.

AMGBride2008 Posted: Nov 16, 2006 08:32 PM

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is that why they inveted butt plugs?

AMGBride2008 Posted: Nov 16, 2006 08:33 PM

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I think I've said this every night so far.... this GTG is going to be HYSTERICAL.... we'll have to request to sit AWAY from the family section!

beachbum05 Posted: Nov 16, 2006 08:34 PM

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Oh, did I mention, by the way, that my FFIL is over right now? I love that i am posting on here while he's like 15 feet away.

LuvMyAlfonse Posted: Apr 18, 2007 05:27 PM

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oooooooooooo dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty

JeanetteandSteve Posted: Apr 18, 2007 05:28 PM

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no waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! that's not for me, it's a one way street!!!!!!!!!!!!!

beachbum05 Posted: Apr 18, 2007 05:29 PM

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AMGBride2008 Posted: Oct 02, 2007 04:41 PM

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bump... not hump... bump

jcslady Posted: Oct 02, 2007 04:43 PM

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one word:

mess

Browneyesncute Posted: Oct 02, 2007 04:43 PM

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davenjess Posted: Oct 02, 2007 04:49 PM

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never, ever, ever, ever, ever...

I have IBS-D though - so that changes my perspective. I'd think if I didn't have it - my opinion of it would be different.