Bear Hug
Skip was excited about his new rifle, and decided to try bear hunting.
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>>He spotted a small brown bear and shot it.
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>>There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big
>>black bear.
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>>The black bear said, 'That was my cousin, and you have got two choices.
>>Either I maul you to death or we have sex.'
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>>After considering briefly Skip decided to accede to the latter
>>alternative.
>>
>>Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Skip soon recovered and vowed
>>revenge.
>>
>>He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.
>>
>>There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood
>>right next to him.
>>
>>The grizzly said, 'That was a huge mistake, Skip. That was my cousin and
>>you have got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex.'
>>
>>Again, Skip thought it was better to cooperate.
>>
>>Although he survived it would take several months before Skip finally
>>recovered.
>>
>>Outraged he headed back to the woods and he managed to track down the
>>grizzly and shot it.
>>
>>He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned
>>around to find a giant polar bear standing there.
>>
>>The polar bear said, 'Admit it Skip, you don't come here for the hunting,
>>do you?'
>>
>>He spotted a small brown bear and shot it.
>>
>>There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big
>>black bear.
>>
>>The black bear said, 'That was my cousin, and you have got two choices.
>>Either I maul you to death or we have sex.'
>>
>>After considering briefly Skip decided to accede to the latter
>>alternative.
>>
>>Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Skip soon recovered and vowed
>>revenge.
>>
>>He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.
>>
>>There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood
>>right next to him.
>>
>>The grizzly said, 'That was a huge mistake, Skip. That was my cousin and
>>you have got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex.'
>>
>>Again, Skip thought it was better to cooperate.
>>
>>Although he survived it would take several months before Skip finally
>>recovered.
>>
>>Outraged he headed back to the woods and he managed to track down the
>>grizzly and shot it.
>>
>>He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned
>>around to find a giant polar bear standing there.
>>
>>The polar bear said, 'Admit it Skip, you don't come here for the hunting,
>>do you?'
