'Being a lady'

Are there certain things that you just don't/can't do in front of FH?

I am really discouraged from farting in front of my FH. I have no shame and no problem with it, but it really really grosses him out. I dont think he's actually ever farted in his life. Its kind of annoying, but I guess we SHOULD retain some kind of romantic atmosphere.

The funny thing is, my mom has farted in front of him a couple of times. They were giggle-farts where you are kinda holding it in but you laugh and it just happens.

He hates burping but I love beer so I win that one :)

OHHHH BOY HE WOULD HATE ME LMAO Its Like a Big Joke Between me and FH I burp Like a pig and he Farts LIke one I can't help it I do it alll the Time ,,

LOL
I was going to start a thread like this asking what you will or won't to in front of FH.

I love burping and won't give it up for anyone so yes he is subjected to my loud truck driver burps. Especially after beer soda or anything gassy.

BUT I will not fart in front of him. I just can't! I have acidentally let one or two out in my sleep that it vibrated the mattress and woke me up
Thankfully FH is a sound sleeper

eh i burp and fart and all those things in front of him...he does it in front of me...he loves me...gas and all

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Posted by brittny817

LOL
I was going to start a thread like this asking what you will or won't to in front of FH.

I love burping and won't give it up for anyone so yes he is subjected to my loud truck driver burps. Especially after beer soda or anything gassy.

BUT I will not fart in front of him. I just can't! I have acidentally let one or two out in my sleep that it vibrated the mattress and woke me up
Thankfully FH is a sound sleeper

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Brit, you kill me
Since I can't burp, yes you heard me!! If I burp 3X a year I am lucky, even went to the doctor for it.

I can't fart in front of him, no way. But, like Brittny, I had a couple of 'Oh god I hope he did not just hear that'

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Posted by brittny817

LOL
I was going to start a thread like this asking what you will or won't to in front of FH.

I love burping and won't give it up for anyone so yes he is subjected to my loud truck driver burps. Especially after beer soda or anything gassy.

BUT I will not fart in front of him. I just can't! I have acidentally let one or two out in my sleep that it vibrated the mattress and woke me up
Thankfully FH is a sound sleeper

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Doing those now with the pregnancy

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Posted by brittny817

LOL
I was going to start a thread like this asking what you will or won't to in front of FH.

I love burping and won't give it up for anyone so yes he is subjected to my loud truck driver burps. Especially after beer soda or anything gassy.

BUT I will not fart in front of him. I just can't! I have acidentally let one or two out in my sleep that it vibrated the mattress and woke me up
Thankfully FH is a sound sleeper

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I'm the same way, I burp in front of him all the time when we were first dating I never would, but now I dont care, esp. since I have acid reflux and I can't control it anymore.

But we've been together over 5 years and I have never farted in front of him. I just can't of course he does it all the time.

we've pretty much done everything in front of one another except fart...and we just had this conversation with one another...then the next morning..he did it by accident..and he said, 'there you go sweetie!' like it was a present or something!!!

i WOULD HAVE TO SAY FARTING AS WELL,

OH & also , peein,, I will never put my butt on the bowl & have him see that, Alot of my married friends are like thats no big deal, but thats my santuary,,

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Posted by tonimike

i WOULD HAVE TO SAY FARTING AS WELL,

OH & also , peein,, I will never put my butt on the bowl & have him see that, Alot of my married friends are like thats no big deal, but thats my santuary,,

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I remember my mom once said my dad used to ask her do you ever do number#2? She looked puzzled at him yes, why? he said I never smell you when you leave the bathroom. Her secret she always flushed immediatley right after.

Hmm well im full of gas so that isn't held in haha
it woudl hurt me soo much i need to let all the burbs and farts out haha.. did take liek 3-4 months of dating to fart in front of him but he really doesnt notice it.. he asks me why i never fart in front of him.. but oh i do haha.. lots of times a day!
ive peed in front of him miillions of timse (ok some in public after a long night out hahah).. a girls gotta go! (and if a guy can do it i can do!)
but pooping.. eh... i dont leave the door open, he doesnt walk in but he sure knows im diong the #2 b/c i ahve a bad stomach .. so im very vocal about what im going to do


ps this is a GREAT thread hahahahaa
Great way to pass lunch time!

OMG that is to funny...
fh and i have burping contests..i's hysterical especailly at the dinner tbale and we get everyone involved(i know TMI)

he's the farter.. i let a few escape but very rare more like puffs(lady like farts)...hehe

I do burp in front of him and fart occasionally - for some reason he can do it all in front of me, but he doesn't believe that women really do fart!! hhahaha

Anywho, the first time I farted and he knew it was in college- we went back to his place and he went to the bathroom and I was just hanging out in his room and I HAD to fart, just couldn't hold it in, so I let it out and it was BAD so I tried to move it around, but no luck. So in walks FH and he was so funny he was like 'OH MY GOSH! DID YOU FART IN HERE??' I was so embarrassed, but now I can laugh about it. It happens, we're human!!

i think i made the rule b/c an ex left the door open WAY too early in our relationship once and it freaked me out

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Posted by MattandTricia07

I do burp in front of him and fart occasionally - for some reason he can do it all in front of me, but he doesn't believe that women really do fart!! hhahaha

Anywho, the first time I farted and he knew it was in college- we went back to his place and he went to the bathroom and I was just hanging out in his room and I HAD to fart, just couldn't hold it in, so I let it out and it was BAD so I tried to move it around, but no luck. So in walks FH and he was so funny he was like 'OH MY GOSH! DID YOU FART IN HERE??' I was so embarrassed, but now I can laugh about it. It happens, we're human!!

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In those instances, I blame it on the cat