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'Being a lady'

MichLiz213 Posted:

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Posted by bride_to_be_2007

i have no shame i let it all out when im with FH. He says im more disgusting than him!! But only at home and NEVER in public.



Me too!
GabrielleandJohn Posted:

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I guess I am the tight *ss of the group. I don't fart, burp or #2 when FH is even in the house. We have been together for 4+ years and I think he is convinced that I dont even have the ability to. In all fairness I grew up with 6 sisters and I have never seen any of them (or my mom or dad) do any of this in front of one another.

Peeing with the door open is also a no for us.

You girls are so open and free!
woobie113007 Posted:

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I always burp infront of DH.....he always tells me how 'lady like' that is

Sometimes my burps are better than his
I never farted though....I always go into the bathroom....silly I know but what can ya do?
LD6906 Posted:

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GabrielleandJohn don't worry i am also apparently a tight a$$ ...my fh is a little less 'open' but not much...i just can't do it! my sister once asked me, do you ever fart? hehehe...

GabrielleandJohn Posted:

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I am so glad I am not alone. I was starting to think I was the only 'prude'!

jerrys girl Posted:

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Posted by melbalalala

Are there certain things that you just don't/can't do in front of FH?

I am really discouraged from farting in front of my FH. I have no shame and no problem with it, but it really really grosses him out. I dont think he's actually ever farted in his life. Its kind of annoying, but I guess we SHOULD retain some kind of romantic atmosphere.

The funny thing is, my mom has farted in front of him a couple of times. They were giggle-farts where you are kinda holding it in but you laugh and it just happens.

He hates burping but I love beer so I win that one :)



my fh is very similar. I can't fart in his presence, but someone else does it...it is okay. what?!!
jerrys girl Posted:

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and burping too. i can't do that in front of him. I started burping when i was very young.. but can't do that in front of him.

bride2b24 Posted:

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we're pretty open with all that.....lol......hes a lil too open!!!

JIFFY Posted:

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I used to not do a lot of things in front of FH. Then I got pregnant and had uncontrolled gas! I can't believe i'm about to tell everyone this! It smelled so bad that I had to walk away from myself!

Unfortunately, we will not be having a baby so the gas has stopped. But now we know for the next time we try!
sugarkube4 Posted:

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FH is a fart monster.. he's so gross sometimes and has on one occasion and the LAST farted at the table while we were EATING!!! Thank god I was done, but I had a fit and told him it was completely inappropriate!!! I refuse to fart around him, I just can't bring myself to it.. and he encourages me.. he thinks it would be great if I farted!!

I do belch.. and I mean belch.. it's the only way I feel better and he thinks I am the 'GROSS' one?? Imagine that?????

Last summer was the first time we peed in front of eachother.. he was drunk, I had to go and he followed me.. so that's ok.. but #2.. I can't do that either.. except for the one time, he was in the shower and I had to go so bad, I couldn't hold it, so he was all fine with me going.. but I was spraying the bathroom until he was choking on it in the shower!! that was the 1st and last time I pooped in front of him!!
mskittynj Posted:

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I have no shame!!!! I do it all in front of him!!!
XOXOXO
Kitty
werock0709 Posted:

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I totally let loose. Probably really gross to some. He's a bit more shy. But hey,he loves me regardless. He doesn't have ANY shame in the game reading on the toilet though, and spraying half a can
Mooshyboo Posted:

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Posted by prettyprincess07


Posted by tonimike

i WOULD HAVE TO SAY FARTING AS WELL,

OH & also , peein,, I will never put my butt on the bowl & have him see that, Alot of my married friends are like thats no big deal, but thats my santuary,,



I remember my mom once said my dad used to ask her do you ever do number#2? She looked puzzled at him yes, why? he said I never smell you when you leave the bathroom. Her secret she always flushed immediatley right after.



That is hysterical....Growing up I never thought my mom took a shower ~ cause she would shower when we were sleeping or at school.....
bride_to_be_2007 Posted:

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oh man i didnt even think of peeing and such. FH yells at me bc he swears that i dont know how to go to the bathroom without closing a door. Growing up my sister and I had our own bathroom on one side of the house that our parents didnt use and started with never closing the doors. Now I have to remember to shut it if im at FH's house or somewhere else but home.

iBCraZ131 Posted:

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I am really discouraged from farting in front of my FH. I have no shame and no problem with it, but it really really grosses him out. I dont think he's actually ever farted in his life. Its kind of annoying, but I guess we SHOULD retain some kind of romantic atmosphere.
(From Melbalala)

I have the EXACT same problem!!!!!

I also burp a lot and FH always tells me how disgusting and unclassy it is!!!

iBCraZ131 Posted:

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OMG I am just reading over these posts and I am just LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! We are a bunch of classy girls!!!

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