Big Boss didn't realize that everything is closed on Thursday

I have a deadline, dumbazz.

You have adeadline ON Thursday?
Boys are smart.

Usually it's on Thursday - obviously this week we have to move it to Wednesday.

Common sense is a gift that we are not all born with.

So tell me again then, why is it that he gets paid the big bucks??

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

Usually it's on Thursday - obviously this week we have to move it to Wednesday.

Common sense is a gift that we are not all born with.

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My landlord/ Victor's best friend dumped the ashes from his firepit into a garbage pail this morning. Victor called him this afternoon, asking what this pile of charred black ash and rubble was on the patio.
Mike said- I put it in the garbage pail.
Victor said- theres no garbage pail anymore, slick.
Smokey says to put out your embers before dumping your ashes.
Mike is a lawyer.

That happened when my brother put the ashes from the coal stove in the garbage can. It melted against the house and set it on fire.

Freakin men.

By the way, I'll have you know, that is the very first time I've ever used that smiley. Brilliant!