Big Man = Big Trouble

While packing last night for our impending move, I realized BM's big suitcase was missing.

Me: Hey, where's your big suitcase?
BM: Why?
ME: Umm, I need it that's why.
BM: For what
Me: Hmmm, to put CLOTHES in. We are moving in 2 days
BM: It's occupied
ME: What??
BM: Yeah, it's full
ME: WITH WHAT??
BM: Socks

more like stockings...

stuffed with porn

Where are you moving to?

Also, sox=dead hooker

is he buying new socks and hoarding because he knows about an impending sock shortage?

is he stealing other peoples socks due to some bizarre sock fetish?

is he saving old socks because he cannot bare the thought of throwing them out?

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Posted by Naunie

Where are you moving to?

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To our new home

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Posted by itslaurie.


is he stealing other peoples socks due to some bizarre sock fetish?

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If he's got 98 pounds worth, then the cops can get involved.

hilarity. You must start the sporading pruning of the sock collection. DH doesn't even know that I have sent many of his less desirable socks to Sock Heaven I hate socks and matching socks. If it was up to me it would be 75 degrees and both Dh and I would wear Flip Flops the entire year long.

ok, so is Suz uber innocent that she thinks there is actually socks in there....

or am I that disgustingly dirty that I'd bet the farm that the only socks in that case that the ones used for 'clean up'....


ets: OMFG...I meant SUZ!

Either he's majorly got to get rid of some socks or you've got to locate that suitcase and find out what's really in there.

Then report back.

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Posted by chikita315

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Posted by Naunie

Where are you moving to?

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To our new home

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where have I BEEN!?
I didn't even know you were closing! Congrats, I am so EXCITED for you guys!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't wait to come by.

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Posted by JessicaM.


or am I that disgustingly dirty that I'd bet the farm that the only socks in that case that the ones used for 'clean up'....

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Precisely what I was thinking.

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Posted by JessicaM.

ok, so is Suz uber innocent that she thinks there is actually socks in there....

or am I that disgustingly dirty that I'd bet the farm that the only socks in that case that the ones used for 'clean up'....


ets: OMFG...I meant SUZ!

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haha. my brain never goes there. Plus men do love socks. It is a toss up.

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Posted by JessicaM.

or am I that disgustingly dirty that I'd bet the farm that the only socks in that case that the ones used for 'clean up'....

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Someone on here has married or will marry someone who I know used to do that.

Yes Jess you are that dirty, but so am I because I checked the suitcase.

There are in fact over 100 pairs of socks in there.

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Posted by Naunie

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Posted by chikita315

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Posted by Naunie

Where are you moving to?

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To our new home

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where have I BEEN!?
I didn't even know you were closing! Congrats, I am so EXCITED for you guys!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't wait to come by.

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DUH check the home board. . .
Anywhoo, feel free to drop by this weekend
I'll FM you the address

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Posted by chikita315

I'll FM you the address

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Ummm helloooooo?

Update on the suitcase?