Bridal Meltdown Moments .....

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Posted by LadyPrincess

Today I walked out of store and up to my car - & noticed a serious dent in the back. I am bending down, examining & cusing up a storm how I was side swiped.

Got up & clicked the remote, car wont open.
I thought battery must be dead.....then looked again at car.....
..... IT WAS NOT MY CAR !!!!

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LP, 1 word: VALIUM!

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Posted by Katherine121

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Posted by LadyPrincess

Today I walked out of store and up to my car - & noticed a serious dent in the back. I am bending down, examining & cusing up a storm how I was side swiped.

Got up & clicked the remote, car wont open.
I thought battery must be dead.....then looked again at car.....
..... IT WAS NOT MY CAR !!!!

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LP, 1 word: VALIUM!

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...at this point - how abt 2 Valium...

bump for nite crew

LP that is hysterical!!!!!!!!!!


A few months ago I actually ENTERED a car that wasnt mine in the Shea stadium commuter parking lot! I dont think its good that the key to my Ford escort opens other ford escort doors as well!!!!!

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Posted by hbradio

LP that is hysterical!!!!!!!!!!


A few months ago I actually ENTERED a car that wasnt mine in the Shea stadium commuter parking lot! I dont think its good that the key to my Ford escort opens other ford escort doors as well!!!!!

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that is waht FH said to me...supposed i opend the car - try explaining that to the cops

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Posted by LadyPrincess
that is waht FH said to me...supposed i opend the car - try explaining that to the cops

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... just let the boobies do the talking... always works for me

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Posted by neeniebean86

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Posted by LadyPrincess
that is waht FH said to me...supposed i opend the car - try explaining that to the cops

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... just let the boobies do the talking... always works for me

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..that would DEF work in my case....

ok.. i suppose this counts as a BMM...

the scene: an IM conversation with Ang&Rich

Ang: So whats your something old, new, borrowed and blue?
Neen: new= dress, shoes, undies, all that stuff... borrowed= veil/ headpiece (from FSIL)... blue= NY Yankees garter... i dont have an 'old'... i was thinking that FH could count for that
Ang: FH doesnt count... b/c you have to 'Wear' it
Neen: Well, what if i tell him 'babe, as soon as you see the church doors open, RUN down the aisle, jump on my back, and i'll give you a piggy back ride up to the altar'.. the, technically, i'd have him 'on' me.
Ang: hmmm... it could work.
Neen: yeah, thats all i can think of... i'm too burnt out to try and figure out anything else.


... the sad part, is that i got a perfect visualization of all of this... and it MADE SENSE TO ME

Nee....you NEED to get married QUICKLY

ohhh i completely forgot about the BAD one today...

a MACK truck almost ran head onto me on Union Ave today (the idiot was driving on the other side of the yellow line!!!!)... thank g-d i was actually Not off in my usual place in LA LA Land while i was driving.... anyway. i swirv out of the way and avoid the collision, and all i can think 'OMG.. if that Bast@rd made me have to walk down the aisle in a cast, i would FIND him and beat his a$$ with my crutches!!!'

ok, Hiiiii... how about focusing on IF i wouldve survived
(ok, not a funny story,,,, but just shows how out of whack my priorities are!)

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Posted by neeniebean86

ohhh i completely forgot about the BAD one today...

a MACK truck almost ran head onto me on Union Ave today (the idiot was driving on the other side of the yellow line!!!!)... thank g-d i was actually Not off in my usual place in LA LA Land while i was driving.... anyway. i swirv out of the way and avoid the collision, and all i can think 'OMG.. if that Bast@rd made me have to walk down the aisle in a cast, i would FIND him and beat his a$$ with my crutches!!!'

ok, Hiiiii... how about focusing on IF i wouldve survived
(ok, not a funny story,,,, but just shows how out of whack my priorities are!)

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NEEE- am glad u are alright - in ALL SERIOUSNESS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(gathering any possible BMM in my head for future posts)

Ok I told this story to LP at the GTG yesterday and I promised her that I would post it on this thread!

I was at work and my boss asked my co-worker for his 'list'...now my boss was talking about advertising agencies. My co-worker said 'here I have about 200' and I thought to myself....'dam n, he has 200 too just like me' and I was thinking in my head about the # of people on my guest list!!!!!!!! I am insane!

classic HB....just classic.....

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Posted by hbradio

Ok I told this story to LP at the GTG yesterday and I promised her that I would post it on this thread!

I was at work and my boss asked my co-worker for his 'list'...now my boss was talking about advertising agencies. My co-worker said 'here I have about 200' and I thought to myself....'dam n, he has 200 too just like me' and I was thinking in my head about the # of people on my guest list!!!!!!!! I am insane!

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LMAO !! thats the story i wanted to tell FH yesterday but totally forgot! thanks for reminding me!

today i pointed the cordless phone
at the TV, pressing to change the TV stations.....

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Posted by LadyPrincess

today i pointed the cordless phone
at the TV, pressing to change the TV stations.....

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Oh no not another one! That is too funny!!!