Bridal Meltdown Moments .....

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Posted by PrincessPeanut

oh my gosh...where to begin?

I have them like, weekly, LOL

A month or so ago Jay and I were at Eckerd and he saw the Farmer's almanac and decided to look at it to see what the weather for our wedding would be like and when it said rain, I burst out crying in the store.

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Say it ain't so!!

Okay I just had one!!!!

I am at work and I just found my lip liner in the cup with my pens! I picked it up and proceeded to USE it as a pen!!!!!!!

OK, my best friend in the whole world is my MOH, no one better since she introduced me to my fi and we've known each other since Jr. High. She just had a baby and we had a baby shower for her almost 2 months ago...so why is it that this Sunday while over her house and talking about her baby shower I kept saying bridal shower. It wasn't even once, r twice, or three times...it was like 10X - everytime I thought of her shower. I was so embarrased because after a while everyone said 'we get it Sasha, you want a bridal shower!'...
I swear I wasn't saying it because I want one (I don't even expect one because we're broke and my friend just had a baby) but geez, can I think of anything other than my wedding!

Ugh, I can't wait for the wedding to be over!

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Posted by Nautical bride

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Posted by PrincessPeanut

oh my gosh...where to begin?

I have them like, weekly, LOL

A month or so ago Jay and I were at Eckerd and he saw the Farmer's almanac and decided to look at it to see what the weather for our wedding would be like and when it said rain, I burst out crying in the store.

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Say it ain't so!!

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Welll......thats what the farmers almanac said, but I am hoping its wrong. My Grandma is putting Mary in every window of her house and praying for sunshine for me Hopefully it will work for us both

i have a few...

i answered the phone at work thank you for calling (my old job name at my new job) kristin SINGING... then i start lauging in the customers face.

i threw a yelling fit because i couldnt find my keys and they were in my hand...

i tried to change the channels with my cell phone...

i got seriously lost on my way to work yesterday...

i keep loosing things and forgetting things... like my age DUH lol this is just a funny time
thank you all for your stories they were hysterical

i've been reading these all along but never had much to contribute (though some may disagree)

this morning however, i take my glasses off to pop in my contacts but instead of putting them in i'm trying to take them out (BUT THEY'RE NOT IN MY EYE YET!!!) so after rubbing one eyeball and giving up then rubbing the OTHER eyeball and giving up, i finally realized i hadn't put them in yet



86 days to go!

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Posted by azoodie

i've been reading these all along but never had much to contribute (though some may disagree)

this morning however, i take my glasses off to pop in my contacts but instead of putting them in i'm trying to take them out (BUT THEY'RE NOT IN MY EYE YET!!!) so after rubbing one eyeball and giving up then rubbing the OTHER eyeball and giving up, i finally realized i hadn't put them in yet



86 days to go!

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OMG ! LMAOOOOOOOO

Yesterday I drove all the way down to JT my hall to give some more money. Not only did I leave my check book at home but it was not until I was half-way home did I remember I forgot to ask for Direction Cards to put in my invites........... I hate wasting time.

I HAD ONE I HAD ONE! ! LOL

So this morning Im in the kitchen in my PJs and FH is leaving for work. So he goes out the door and I look on top of the kitchen sink and I see his medication so I grab the two bottles and go running out the door 'WAIT WAITTTTTTT YOU FORGOT YOUR MEDICINE!!!!' The man looks at me like I have 6 heads and says 'Im done with them!!!' at which time I look down into my hands that were just waving all over the place and notice that BOTH bottles are EMPTY!

ok but its not MY fault... who told the man to KEEP the bottles even when hes done with them!!
gotta blame someone

I had one yesterday too!!!! LOL

I had reached the end of my rope with all the drama with my BP (if you saw my posts, then you know what I am taking about). I have had a rock in my stomach all week and yesterday was just the breaking point. I went to the gym to take a class and of course I am thinking about 7937597 things and totally dropped my dumbell on my foot. I am so lucky I didn't hurt myself more- just my pride when it made a loud bang. lol Then I came out of the gym and it was snowing, so I called my Mom and Grandma to see if they wanted anything from the supermarket on my way home.

Get what they need, come out, get in my car and go to call my Mom to which I can't find my cell phone!! I start freaking out, tearing apart my car and all the bags (Mind you it is still snowing/sleeting/raining, lol), go back and check my wagon, go back inside on the verge of tears and ask the checkout lady- nope no one has seen it. So, I start heading home, I am crying and cursing everyone from myself to certain girls in my BP for making me crazy. My Grandmother was waiting by the door to help with the bags- I get out of the car and start BAWLING IN THE DRIVEWAY. lol I'm like I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE!!!!!! LOL Its funny now, but not then. My Mom said someone called and said they found my cell phone and called my number registered 'Home' to say they found it. My Mom was like, UM, you stay here and relax, I'll go get your phone. LOL My FH was like, this is crazy, I am going to end marrying you in a straight jacket!!!

PS- Future Mrs B- it is all his fault! He should have thrown those bottles out!!

FMB that is toooo funny

PrincessPeanut -talk about a meltdown !!!

LOL I know but I am laughing about it now because I probably looked like a nut!!

ok i dunno if this counts or not.. but i'll post it anyway. last weekend FH and i went into the city to buy envelopes for our invites. his sister is designing them and they had to be a certain color and size. so we get to the aisle i pick out one i like and FH goes no we need this size.. which was smaller then the one i picked.

i started crying. in the middle of the store. i'm just like i dont want them to be that size i want the invites in this envelope.

i seriously must have an amazing FH cause he let me 'win' we got the pretty cream colored ones i wanted that didn't match the invites but i really wanted them.. and he had his sister resize EVERYTHING.

by the way.. i had a meltdown later in the week too and decided i hated the invites (they were like playing cards.. which had NOTHING to do with our theme) and his sister redid the ENTIRE invitation for me.

i'm such a baby. but i like my invite now (garden gates all that fun stuff.. yet still 'different').. so i guess the tantrum in the middle of the store was a good thing?

let's just hope this throwing mini tantrums like a 2 yr old thing stops after the wedding

I had one.

I went to the car to go to a hall. I had a bunch of mapquest directions and my wedding folders plus questionnaires and cake pictures. I put all my stuff in the car and put on my seatbelt and adjust the seat and mirrors. FI is much taller than me.

I go to start the car and --- no keys? So, I search my bag, search the car and still no keys. Now I know I had the keys since the car door was locked and I was sitting in the car.

I'm freaking out by now since I have an appointment. I search the car and my bag again. Finally I decide the keys must be in the car door and I check the door. No keys?!!?!?!? Then I notice the key on the ground in the snow. I had so much wedding related junk to put in the car that I dropped the keys and since they hit the snow there was no sound.

this stuff is funnier than sunday comics - love it ladies


KD & we all KNOW how much
mapquest et al stuff you had to lug...

LOL

i sat in my car for about 10 min today wondering why it wouldnt go anywhere.. umm hi you need to use a key and start the car before doing anything else